Sep 22, 2012, 01:53 PM
Well, after seeking much needed treatment during my last detecting binge....I am happy to say that I am much healthier now. I was detained by family members & put into a mental facility after I was caught kissing on my metal detector. Different strokes for different folks eh? Anyway, im back in the scene now...& been looking forward to a lucky season of detecting, & waiting patiently for rain to moisten the ground up. I invested in a pack of dogs & had them on water pills hoping they could do the job for me, but instead was fined for being over the K9 limit. Anyway, can't wait for a tubular season of detecting, & look forward to sharing my treasures with you as you can share yours with me!!!
Sep 22, 2012 01:53 PM
Sep 22, 2012, 02:07 PM
Hey nothing like making out with a machine and digging in dog urine.
Originally Posted by iCandy
Sep 22, 2012, 02:47 PM
Love your sense of humor. I'm south of you, we just had our yearly rain allotment which is good because every dog in my neighborhood uses my truck's tires instead of the ground. You're a better man, woman, no make that person, than I am if you can be out there during an Oklahoma winter. I have been in Lubbock, Texas when the wind was blowing at 50 mph or more and the wind chill was 35 below while it was snowing. I asked why. An old man told me it was because there was nothing to break the wind. There were only two barbed wire fences between Texas and Canada. They were both in Oklahoma and one of them was down. Figure you have about 30 days till that starts so get your butt over to Walmart and buy some longjohns. Maybe you'll luck out and get an early spring. Either way have fun and I hope you have lots of reasons to kiss that detector. Now, don't know if you're an Oh Who?, I mean OU fan or not , but Hook-em-Horns.
Sep 23, 2012, 10:51 AM
I've been married .... and divorced .... from 8 or 9 detectors, so I can understand your sense of intimacy with them.
We've had so much rain lately .... 3 typhoons (aka hurricanes) in 4 weeks, we got water up to our eyeballs.....don't need to water any dogs here, in S. Korea.
I will pray for rain for you, though...... Good luck hunting, and finding some nice treasure in Oklahoma.
Can't find it if you're watching tv at home, your machine isn't on, and the head of your detector is pointed up!!
Sep 23, 2012, 11:34 AM
BOOMER SOONER BABY!!! I bleed Crimson!! And I am a woman....but more of a man than most...lmao!!! And yes it does get a bit chilly here & I'm missing 6 fingers from frost bite...doesn't keep me from detecting....now...considering you're a Longhorn fan...I'd like to offer you free advice on any detecting ?'s you have...only cuz I know Longhorn fans are a lil on the simple side.....OHH SLAMMMM!!! Lol...jokie jokie
Originally Posted by austin
Sep 23, 2012, 11:36 AM
Perhaps it would be a good idea to keep my relations a secret...ya think?
Sep 23, 2012, 11:47 AM
For the sake of an accurate mental image is your detector male or female?
Sep 23, 2012, 12:03 PM
Well, it's male....but let me just say that his performance lately has left me very dissatisfied! He's been all talk & no show! I'm starting to take it personal...because I know how to handle him! ...& just right when I think he's getting ready to do the job......a d@@@ pull tab....ughhhh!!!
Originally Posted by Iron Patch
Sep 23, 2012, 08:09 PM
You still digging pull tabs? I thought you would have found them all by now.
I took the road less traveled------------------- and now I'm lost
The secret to a long life ....................... make sure the sailor at the helm can't swim
Sep 23, 2012, 11:25 PM
Hey punk....someone's gotta do the dirty work!
Originally Posted by snakeyes
Sep 23, 2012, 11:46 PM
what hath god wrought
iCandy where ya been?. Please post some pics of your recent tectin crap. I wanna see what you been findin lately. Hey, keep your groping mouth parts off the tecter please.
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Sep 25, 2012, 08:51 AM
Adrian,welcome back. Happy hunting!
Sep 25, 2012, 08:56 AM
good to see ya back but please stop seeding my spots with taps i am catching up to you pull tabs records
Sep 25, 2012, 09:37 AM
Thank you SC!
Originally Posted by s.c.shooter
Sep 25, 2012, 09:40 AM
Have you ever thought about the whole pull tab thing? I mean really? Why in the swell do people take them off?? It's such a mystery to me...
Originally Posted by nsdq
Sep 25, 2012, 10:30 AM
My daughter's Girl Scout troop collects pull tabs to donate to the Ronald McDonald House. Apparently they are a higher grade of aluminum that the cans themselves. As to why people pull them off and toss them... Nervous habit? Don't like it touching their nose when downing their beverage? Esthetic improvement for the can?
Sep 25, 2012, 02:13 PM
I'm all about supporting good causes & stuff....but as a avid detectorist...I must tell you that I have a lot of resentment towards these groups that collect pull tabs as they are only encouraging people to take pull tabs off....ARGHHH!!! 😡
Originally Posted by jfeeney
Sep 25, 2012, 02:32 PM
They wash their feet 5 times a day, but use their hand instead of Charmin?
Sep 25, 2012, 03:25 PM
In the Welfare Dept. I had to use a mental detector!
Sep 25, 2012, 04:17 PM
Ohhh gaaaa....here we go LMAO
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