Key Finder

[Kerrygold]

In this forum I want to say that I will find your keys for you

 

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[Loco-Digger]

So you are offering to find keys for people who own metal detectors? That's as funny as offering to make a cake for a Baker.

 

[cudamark]

Or offering mechanics to work on their car........

 

[RobRieman]

Find some gold rings for me and we have a deal!

 

[Oddjob]

Well I know where my keys are, its a little card that fits in my wallet for a push button start.

But I would take a double bacon cheese burger with jalapeños, curly fries, large milk shake and some pecan pie.

PM me for delivery address when you have that ready.

 

[CoilToTheSoil]

Can you find me some money?

 

[Captain Caveman]

So you are offering to find keys for people who own metal detectors? That's as funny as offering to make a cake for a Baker.

or offering to strip for a stripper... um maybe not.

 

[Oddjob]

Where is my double bacon cheese burger. Its been a few days now and nothing.

Seriously new guy I am trying to help you out here man, you come on here marketing a service that anyone one of us can do, and I am trying to help you out with something that would work better. I mean lets add stuff up here, I want burgers, Rob wants Gold Rings, Coil to the Soil wants cash.

That is three orders right there that just fell into your lap; we could have made fun of your misguided marketing skills but we are all nice guys here and offered you another solution.

You do not want to be known as the guy who delivers so late that the burgers are cold, rings a tarnished and the cash is no good because our government folded. So lets get a move on man.

Don't forget the peppers and the curly fires.