Rule #1

RustyGold

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Rule # 30 If you are detecting a remote beach and you see a thong hanging from a tree branch, immediately turn around and go back where you came from. Do not go any further. This is not a sign that the surf is dangerous (happened to me yesterday)

screw that SD51. im going on hoping that shes wicked hot ;)

Rule #36
What if said thong belongs to a dude! :laughing7:
 

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SD51

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Rule # 30 If you are detecting a remote beach and you see a thong hanging from a tree branch, immediately turn around and go back where you came from. Do not go any further. This is not a sign that the surf is dangerous (happened to me yesterday)



Rule #36
What if said thong belongs to a dude! :laughing7:

Actually, it did and there was more than one of them there...
 

Silver Worm

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Rule #37. If it's not where you're looking; look someplace else!
 

Silver Worm

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Rule #38. When in doubt, mumble!
 

ARC

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Don't detect around running vehicles or you will be exhausted.
 

smokeythecat

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#39 Remember, finding change on the asphalt at the fast food drive in or at the car wash is considered a find, but even if you have the detector with you, it is not considered a detecting find.
 

namxat

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# 40 "I am looking for mushrooms, thats a mushroom location device"
 

namxat

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# 41 "Njet nix habla english" * shrug, turn away*
 

creskol

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Rule # 1: If Rule #1 fails go straight to Rule #2 .. If Rule#2 Fails, go back to Rule # 1 and start over.
 

smokeythecat

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#42 "No ma'am, we're just looking for the toxic waste that was dumped right near here."
 

ARC

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Don't take a piss between poison ivy vines.
 

Toecutter

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rule #44 when asking home owner for permission be sure to let them know you know more about their property then they do....
 

Blak bart

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#20 - when detecting a beach, wear knee-high black socks and sandals to keep all curious on-lookers away! Also, wearing plaid shorts with a stripped shirt helps!
You forgot the beanie hat with the propeller on top, and for the wow factor and the ladies on the beach I prefer speedos !!
 

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