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    Mockery

    Background: I have new kitten (not the one in the pic), and a new Toyota Tacoma.

    My non-MDing friends (this is actually one of my customers) like to make fun of me. Not just for MDing, but for everything. I arrive at work this morning, and this email is in my inbox:

    "...Look at this cat. Do you see how sad he is? You probably did something for him to feel this sad.

    My guesses:

    1. You didn’t let him drive the truck.
    2. You wont let him dig with your cool special shovel.
    3. You wont let him use one of you metal detectors.
    4. You wont let him ride in the truck.
    5. You make fun of him for not finding any “silvers”
    6. You leave him at home when you go to the good hunting areas.
    7. You drove him out in the middle of the desert to hunt…there haven’t ever been people around here to drop metal! He knows he isn't going to find anything!

    If you do not remedy these grievances I will be forced to report you to PETA!!

    Please spay and neuter your pets, and take them to good treasure hunting spots..."
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    Mockery

    You're customer /buddy sounds like an ass. But he's a funny ass !


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    Jun 2006
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLORIDA KEYS PIRATE View Post
    You're customer /buddy sounds like an ass. But he's a funny ass !


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    I kinda like his customer! I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass anyday!
    Loco-Digger and Carolina Tom like this.
    I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!

    I think I know what my last words will be....
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"

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    Jun 2006
    Out in the hills near wherendaheckarwe
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    You think you're being mocked!?!?!? Got up this morning to a fly in the kitchen. Tried to swat him a couple times and set the fly swatter on the counter. Turned around, (and god as my witness!) the fly is sitting on the flyswatter!!!!! Flew off it a couple times and landed back on it looking at me............ To make matters worse I think he was grinning.
    I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!

    I think I know what my last words will be....
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

 

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