Have you used THIS alibi ? ? ?

[dfxdude]

This was posted on the West Metro(Minneapolis) Police blotter for June 4th, 2009.

INDEPENDENCE, MN (Located on Hwy 12 between Delano and Maple Plain)

JUNE 4

Suspicious activity. Police were called to a church on the 8000 block of County Road 6 regarding suspicious activity. Two men were found on the church grounds with a metal detector. The men said God gave them permission to be there.

 

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[Goose-0]

Now THAT is funny. I have company for the week and when I read it aloud to them, they all laughed.

 

[2Minnesota]

Too Funny!

 

[George (MN)]

I knew of a local guy who detected many years ago at many places including churches. I think the minister or some church official came up to him & said you can't detect here. Then the detectorist says "who owns this church?" and the reply was "God does" then the detectorist says "I talked to God this morning & God didn't say I can't detect here". HH, George (MN)

 

[godisnum1]

The men said God gave them permission to be there.

Strangely familiar...

 

[sven925]

Woah Need new keyboard after spewing my Coke all over it!!!!!!!!

 

[Monty]

I know of some very religious people who won't do a thing before consulting God. They claim God either talks to them or gives them a sign. It has never happened to me though. I think the big guy would just tell me to go to the back of the line? M nty

 

[Gimmie The Loot]

Haha - I may try this at the old abandoned church next year. In case anyone comes to bother me, I'll have a permission note from GOD.

HH

 

[toadspaghetti]

Luke 19:10

The metal detecting verse of scripture....

 

[DeepseekerADS]

Luke 19:10

Great verse, you had me opening the good book up! Thanks

 

[Goose-0]

I just looked that up.....very appropriate. And for those that don't have a Bible: "For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost." I have.

 

[bottlecap]

That's good, bad news is apparently I have some competition VERY close to me