Movie Clunkers

[spartacus53]

Here is the place to vote for the all time worst film ever unleashed to the public. Yes, there are literally 100's of movies like "Attack of The Killer Tomatoes", or "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

The Warriors

Like the trailer says, "27 miles behind enemy lines" they must fight from The Bronx, to Brooklyn. According to google maps it is more like 31.88 miles. I guess they measured it as the crow flies

This movie was a train wreck from beginning to end, but you still had to watch it in hopes that it would make sense at some point. Sadly, it never did

 

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[jeff of pa]

I'll hold my Thoughts on this one
it's obvious What I Think are Clunkers most
people think are Gems

Just look at ratings of movies with Stars.

IMO The more stars the Less I Want to watch them

That means Ratings Stars & Movie Stars

 

[spartacus53]

Feel free to sit and think on it for a while... If we have others to post with a short clip, we may be able to put it to a vote. I'd love to know who was backing these films I have some awfully wicked film ideas, but show me the money first

 

[jeff of pa]

Best film I seen Lately:

"Lars and the Real Girl" (2007)
I'm sure most would call this a Clunker

 

[spartacus53]

Sorry Jeff, that doesn't qualify. I was totally enjoying that trailer and that is a movie I would see. Seems to have a great sense of humor and a deeper meaning, all-around a very entertaining flick.

GO back, and find a real stinker

Didn't you see the acting in my pick, let alone the great dialogue?

"We know about the Warriors, they're a heavy outfit."

"The Warriors; you guys are the big dudes."

"Can you dig it !!"

 

[jeff of pa]

anything with John Wayne, or any other star who's
ever won a Award.

Take your Pick

Trust me the Lower the Budget the Better IMO

 

[spartacus53]

I can't say that about Kevin Spacey. I loved just about everyone of his movies.

I will agree on John Wayne, only good movie of his, he only had a cameo in "The Longest Day" and his cameo almost ruined the whole movie for me

 

[savant365]

"Little Shop of Horrors"...The only movie I ever got up and walked out of the theater on and I have still never seen the end of it 20+ years later.



Another one was Titanic, I think the movie lasted 2x longer then it actually took the ship to sink.

 

[jeff of pa]

I can't say that about Kevin Spacey. I loved just about everyone of his movies.

I will agree on John Wayne, only good movie of his, he only had a cameo in "The Longest Day" and his cameo almost ruined the whole movie for me

Had to Google Him.

Heard the name but only movie with him I saw was

K-PAX (2001)

Saw it twice So I Guess I Liked it

2 Coffees (The less Coffee Needed the Better )

 

[jeff of pa]

"Little Shop of Horrors"...The only movie I ever got up and walked out of the theater on and I have still never seen the end of it 20+ years later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRN39oifsE

Another one was Titanic, I think the movie lasted 2x longer then it actually took the ship to sink.

2 Coffees First Time I saw it.
Was Cool & Different.

Couldn't watch it through again no matter how much
Coffee involved

 

[spartacus53]

K-Pax is a great film, Spacey aced his role, down to eating banana peels. I did doze during the Titanic, but woke for the good part


The Titanic was a great one compared to "The English Patient" Movie would have been great if he died in the crash

A handful of amphetamines couldn't keep me awake





Another piece of garbage.

Random Hearts, I was asleep within 1/2 an hour





And yet another... "Bridges of Madison County" took me less than 15 minutes to pass out
I even forgot Clint Eastwood was in it

 

[spartacus53]

"Little Shop of Horrors"...The only movie I ever got up and walked out of the theater on and I have still never seen the end of it 20+ years later.

Got you beat Savant, never saw it, never will.

 

[jeff of pa]

I Couldn't / Wouldn't give any of those movies ;
Titanic, The English Patient, Random Hearts,Bridges of Madison County,
Even a Chance. Even the Previews would
Make me change the Channel.

K-Pax is a great film, Spacey aced his role, down to eating banana peels. I did doze during the Titanic, but woke for the good part


The Titanic was a great one compared to "The English Patient" Movie would have been great if he died in the crash

A handful of amphetamines couldn't keep me awake


http://www.youtube.com/v/WPKpU14Kqqw?version=3


Another piece of garbage.

Random Hearts, I was asleep within 1/2 an hour

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZusnMktxX10?version=3



And yet another... "Bridges of Madison County" took me less than 15 minutes to pass out
I even forgot Clint Eastwood was in it

http://www.youtube.com/v/3bClztu2xao?version=3

 

[jeff of pa]

Sorry Jeff, that doesn't qualify. I was totally enjoying that trailer and that is a movie I would see. Seems to have a great sense of humor and a deeper meaning, all-around a very entertaining flick.

Ya Know, While watching that
Movie I Kept thinking
What a Great way To Make
your Friends & Family Think
you'v gone off the deep end

if intrested 12:05 AM on the 16th. on MGMHD

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/

I thought I would put all the eggs in one basket, so to speak. Here is a link that lists all be B movies you ever card to review. Clink on anyone you wish to get some info on the movie, the actors, screen shots etc...



Enjoy.

FFFFFFEEEEEEDDDD MMEEEE ( Little Shop of Horrors) . Sorry I thought it was a cool movie..... LOL
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi229310745/

 

[jeff of pa]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/

I thought I would put all the eggs in one basket, so to speak. Here is a link that lists all be B movies you ever card to review. Clink on anyone you wish to get some info on the movie, the actors, screen shots etc...



Enjoy.

FFFFFFEEEEEEDDDD MMEEEE ( Little Shop of Horrors) . Sorry I thought it was a cool movie..... LOL
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi229310745/

alot of Good Movies Listed there.

Some I Want to see again now like Barbarella &
Tromeo & Juliet

 

[Produce Guy]

There's a movie called Bug, that was made last year maybe,with Ashly Judd and it's crap!

 

[jeff of pa]

There's a movie called Bug, that was made last year maybe,with Ashly Judd and it's crap!

Bug (2006) Enjoyed it the First time

Didn't make it through the Second Time.
Was good when I Didn't know what to Expect

Although Now that I Rewatched the Trailer I Do
remember even the first time it was Very Dragged out
But couldn't stop watching

 

[spartacus53]

Jeff, you were right, I just read have of that list and saw some classics on there. Who couldn't like "Billy Jack", the original "The Blob" and of course "The Crawling Eye". The Crawling Eye, gave me my real first nightmare as a kid, I still see my bedroom wall cracking

Getting back to "Lars and The Real Girl." Needless to say that is something that is still not beyond me doing today I've come close to that type of behavior a few times, but after I see it, I may just give that a shot.

As my best friend says, "you could entertain yourself in a closet" Yup, that's me. The best part of that type of behavior is that I look at them as if they were strange

 

[jeff of pa]

Jeff, you were right, I just read have of that list and saw some classics on there. Who couldn't like "Billy Jack", the original "The Blob" and of course "The Crawling Eye". The Crawling Eye, gave me my real first nightmare as a kid, I still see my bedroom wall cracking

Getting back to "Lars and The Real Girl." Needless to say that is something that is still not beyond me doing today I've come close to that type of behavior a few times, but after I see it, I may just give that a shot.

As my best friend says, "you could entertain yourself in a closet" Yup, that's me. The best part of that type of behavior is that I look at them as if they were strange

Without Giving anything away For
you's that havn't seen Lars.

It made me Think it would realy show you who
your Friends realy are

& Who would just want to Commit Ya LOL

& Like I said
would scare the Heck out of your Family