Christopher Walken is way badder than chuck norris.

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Moona Lisa said:
Did you know that Christopher Walken........checks under his bed and in his closet.....for Chuck Norris before he can fall asleep at night? 8)

Thats right.... so Chris can rip Check's throat out through the back of his neck for hiding under the bed or in the closet... :-*
 

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Christopher Walken once dreamed that he was way badder than Chuck Norris. He was then awakened from his dream.......by Chuck Norris and a roundhouse kick to the face. 8)

The true story of Chuck Norris.......you don't see him prancing around like Walken in this video....do ya?


[youtube=425,350]6hfw4IQ19Rk&rel[/youtube]
 

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Chuck Norris once challenged Chris Walken to a "Who has more testicles" contest.... Chuck Norris won by five.
 

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Chuck is sooo tuff, he has to order special toilet paper.
 

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Walken is a much better dancer and has been on SNL more times than old Chucky.
 

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Don't ya mean Christopher Walken's, Stunt Doubles, choreographers

make him look way badder than chuck norris' Stunt Doubles choreographers ? :P


when it comes to movies I'll put my money on Kaley Cuoco Taking them both
out at the same time :icon_pirat:

:coffee2:
 

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jeff of pa said:
;D

Don't ya mean Christopher Walken's, Stunt Doubles, choreographers

make him look way badder than chuck norris' Stunt Doubles choreographers ? :P


when it comes to movies I'll put my money on Kaley Cuoco Taking them both
out at the same time :icon_pirat:

:coffee2:

Oh, Jeff. Don't be getting all serious and moderatorly on us. We know you're a chuckaholic. :tongue3:
 

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Mona Lisa said:
jeff of pa said:
;D

Don't ya mean Christopher Walken's, Stunt Doubles, choreographers

make him look way badder than chuck norris' Stunt Doubles choreographers ? :P


when it comes to movies I'll put my money on Kaley Cuoco Taking them both
out at the same time :icon_pirat:

:coffee2:

Oh, Jeff. Don't be getting all serious and moderatorly on us. We know you're a chuckaholic. :tongue3:

Cuocoholic :D
 

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quit clowning around -- the dna clone cross breed is badder than either of em.
 

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Mona Lisa said:
Here's the evidence. The camera doesn't lie. 'Nuf said.

Um... Lisa... you pasted Chris's face on a woman?

Why is Chuck slapping a woman?

Christopher would never hit a woman...
 

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Montana Jim said:
Mona Lisa said:
Here's the evidence. The camera doesn't lie. 'Nuf said.

Um... Lisa... you pasted Chris's face on a woman?

No, Christopher has a girly body.

Why is Chuck slapping a woman?

Christopher would never hit a woman...

That's because Chuck is badder......way badder. 8)
 

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