Well do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

[pat-tekker-cat]

We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Listen, after 14 years every Saturday night Lawrence Welk, we go into convulsions when just the commercials for it come on!
Well try to please some of you country folks! Well, a few!
We may get a few lines crossed, here and there. hehehehehehe
Ya'll gotta understand, I buried so many dogs, pick-ups, guns, etc...........played the records all backyard, just hate to keep digging up bones, and reburying them.

Friday done come and gone, gotta wait for another one............


Some mornings you gotta wonder, how ya gonna get up.............


I done told ya 'bout digging up bones..................



Yeah, when the christians tried to officially drown me, at 9,
I told'em to pray for them fish! LOL!



I guess I could place blame and name names, but cat don't hold no grudges.
All a matter of perceptions! Thanks Pop C.! Cat know the secret to forgiveness.


Some things can start ya doing that stuff ya ain't all that good at


To much of that stinkin thinkin can leave your with a self-written perscription........


Sometimes, ya just gotta find some refuge..................


There's reasons why sometimes, ya should skip the barn dance, yeah, I'mma a long-haired cat..........


Yeah, sometimes ya need a rescue team...............


The bartender knows, Rebel Yells' a little smoother, can only suck on so much burnt wood.......


Then we start realizing, what dinosaurs we are..............


Sometimes ya just can't look back as ya leave.........
and ya gotta just trust the link...............


Realizing all your rowdy friends have settled down............


Returning home, it just don't hurt to be...........


Cause even a blues man needs love too...............


Cause after all that rumbling, is there ever one of these?

 

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[pat-tekker-cat]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Well, this is the part where, ya gotta trust the link..........hehehehehehe
Don't cha hate when that happens? (d-ng it guys, I thought ya were gonna let me have that one.)

Don't matter how many bones ya dig up, ya always get these.........


And we can always find somebody to blame............


You can hear that whistle for miles, to spite them pine trees...........


But don't end up in Jackson............


You'll sure fall into it.................


And you'll learn how to walk................


But ya may want that bottle back, when you se what ya got............


Best just wear that poker face and...............


If I'da had one, I coulda gave her some advice..............


Woulda told her not to be a heartbreaker................


Keep your priorities straight, as to what's important, lunch.............


Cause ya always wanna be a...............


I told ya we might crossover....it's not like changing teams......not that there's anything wrong with that!


Just don't be doing none of them coldshots, baby..............


Here, ya gonna need some of this, get on that bus, ain't no looking for..............


If we can ever find these, we may can get back on track...............


But don't be no fool about it...............

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Ok I think the dj is nia, we're unable to locate him,
and may be currecntly looking for a replacement........
It's almost turning into the Jacksonville Train Yard Derailment,
(or what we call angie, when she goes off her meds) No need for crying, yet...........


We may be righting them tankers...............


They kinda sensitive.................


This may be a reality, going back to my favorite fishing hole, west bank, Venice way,
oh wait, That was before the oil spill. Is there a biologists in the house,
I'm gonna have bunch of fish needing tested, dang them outta state liscence fees!


The cat can always change her world, we call it Patsyicicty..............


Cause we all need a hero, to shoot those commercials..............


And we ain't kidding, none of this.................


We may hafta head off to the swamp, we'll try this again later.........


Is that on route 66?

 

[spartacus53]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

OK, here you go, the best Country singer ever... He looks like a cross between Alfred E Newman and a Cabbage Patch Doll

I'm not one for Country, or Rap music, perhaps because I didn't grow up on it but there are a few good country songs as well as songs that are not totally rap, just far and few between for me. You did have a few that I enjoyed, but one I start hearing the twangy yee haa stuff I zone out.. Musta been all that stuff I was introduced to in the 60's

Actually that kid does have the voice to record country big time, too bad I am not into it.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Spart, it's 9:00 in the morning, where you been? Passed out all night in the parking lot? LOL!
The cleaning ppl are already here!

That's like going to to drive-in movie, Swap Shop, down here.
If you do accidently pass out watching a movie, you do wake up in a flea market!
(cat hoping, he don't actually think, she's ever done that!)





I can only do so much country, It kinda gets depressing. Everyone crying about life and loss.

I didn't even go into some good ole' bluegrass, banjo picking, deliverance type stuff, but I can take ya to a true Southern Primitive Baptist Sunday Sing!
Like I said, we can do church hymns ALL DAY LONG! Someone please beg me to not.

 

[warsawdaddy]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Hey ptc,great post to start the day off right!Yeah it's sunday and I haven't heard "I Saw The Light" yet.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

Hey ptc,great post to start the day off right!Yeah it's sunday and I haven't heard "I Saw The Light" yet.

Well when you do see the "LIGHT", it may be too late for music! LOL!
Here's some awckward crossing over...........


Yeah, when ya momma is the church secretary, ya live at the church, almost. Play in the baptismal pool, all the saltines and grape juice ya want, nusery cookies too, play piano, organ, help Ellie Mae and Willie, keep the place clean. You become privvy to all the towns secrets, whether you like it or not! LOL!

That is till the married preacher starts dating the self-proclaimed whore down the street, swears the deacons to secrecy, gets the police cheif and city involved, momma gets fired, new secreatary can't even count money, much less do the books, (but she had one heck of a rack).........................................

The attorneys sure came crawling outta the woodwork, when they realized who all momma coulda sued!

They dropped her case just as quick, when she advised them, she ain't gonna sue God! All was well with her soul, when she went home.
So church songs may not be the way to go on a Sunday, for me anyway! LOL!!!


Was this the light you were talken about?


Sorry, you can see how a child may become confused about these kinda things! LOL!

Oh, is this the one you meant?

He almost looks like he could be Elvis Costellos' kid LOL!

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Re: We'll do Country night and bury Lawrence Welk...............

And with understanding the above mass confusion,one may can see, why I went Gnostic on 'em all! LOL!

It's enough to make Jesus wanna do a double take!


After the dead squirall, I figure anythings game.
Heard this number, tooling down 27, middle of nowwhere, 15-20 yrs ago, this comes on
98.7 Gator, laughed, cryed, and that was with no pictures.
I expect none, and will NOT engage ANY cat comments.

We are keeping in line with the country/bluegrass theme here.

And this is why time wounds every heel..............


Hey, I didn't put up DACs' Nothing Sacred, and I woulda been within my rights.
But, most respectful, or try to be, always with a laugh.............

And with all the cat upchucking on all, the cat is cool................ 8)

(if I did that one already, my bad, it fit tonight)