Thanks AP. The missus looked them over and allowed me to have my picture took. She figured I wasn't much of an attraction to those little fillys and she didn't have too much to worry about. As usual, she's right.
I don't drink much anymore, just some hard cider once in a while but if those gals twisted my arm a little I'd have to have a couple. I don't think there's much danger of something like that happening as I'm too old and until last week had long hair and bushy beard that made me look a bit like an old buffalo bull.
They were skinny in all the right places I guess. They're old enough, and I wasn't worried about how old they were. I just got my picture took, and wasn't concerned about what I would have to say to the grand jury later on. But if you wanna bring age up, just like Jerry Lee I'm gonna say if there's grass on the field play ball. Y'all figure that out.