viachicago
Newbie
Hey folks, long time lurker, first time poster here, saying hello! I'm terrible with introductions, so I'm just gonna pretend this is an awkward new employee meeting in an office building.
Treasurenet: "Morning everyone! I just wanted to bring everyone in for a short meeting before we get started today. If you need a little extra kick for your monday, there are donuts and coffee back by the projector screen. I know I shouldn't have to say this, but please, one donut per person. I'm looking at you, Melinda! Just kidding, Melinda was kind enough to bring these in, so remember to thank her after the meeting. Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to a new member of the team -- this is Colin, and he'll be joining us in the Coins Receivable department. Colin, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
Colin (viachicago): "Well, I was born in Michigan, but I've also lived in Nashville, Seattle, and Cincinnati. Um, I'm an audio engineer, a musician, and I like to collect old coins and antiques. I also--"
Fred: What's your favorite color? (Everyone chuckles)
Colin: "Oh! Haha, I guess... I don't know, green? Green. Because... That's the color of money! Hahaha!"
Treasurenet: "..." (a few sniffles and someone clears their throat impatiently)
Colin: "Ha... Uh... Okay. Anyway, I'm excited to be joining everyone here at Treasurenet, and look forward to working with you."
Treasurenet: "Let's give Colin a big round of applause. Play nice, Fred. Let's all get to work everyone."
Treasurenet: "Morning everyone! I just wanted to bring everyone in for a short meeting before we get started today. If you need a little extra kick for your monday, there are donuts and coffee back by the projector screen. I know I shouldn't have to say this, but please, one donut per person. I'm looking at you, Melinda! Just kidding, Melinda was kind enough to bring these in, so remember to thank her after the meeting. Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to a new member of the team -- this is Colin, and he'll be joining us in the Coins Receivable department. Colin, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
Colin (viachicago): "Well, I was born in Michigan, but I've also lived in Nashville, Seattle, and Cincinnati. Um, I'm an audio engineer, a musician, and I like to collect old coins and antiques. I also--"
Fred: What's your favorite color? (Everyone chuckles)
Colin: "Oh! Haha, I guess... I don't know, green? Green. Because... That's the color of money! Hahaha!"
Treasurenet: "..." (a few sniffles and someone clears their throat impatiently)
Colin: "Ha... Uh... Okay. Anyway, I'm excited to be joining everyone here at Treasurenet, and look forward to working with you."
Treasurenet: "Let's give Colin a big round of applause. Play nice, Fred. Let's all get to work everyone."
