Things not to say on a first date - Page 2
Welcome guest, is this your first visit?
Member
Discoveries
 
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 16 to 30 of 30
Like Tree74Likes

Thread: Things not to say on a first date

« Prev Thread | Next Thread »
  1. #16
    us
    Jun 2006
    Out in the hills near wherendaheckarwe
    WHITES, MINELAB, Garrett
    4,209
    2826 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Wow it's late! Can I borrow your phone? Gotta tell the wife not to wait up.
    I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!

    I think I know what my last words will be....
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"

  2. #17
    Charter Member
    um
    Jul 2004
    South Florida Cesspool
    Tesoro Sand Shark, Whites M6
    17,719
    9891 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Little Johnny On His First Date

    A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students.


    She turned to her class and said, “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”


    Michael said, “Just a minute, I have to go pee.”





    The teacher responded by saying, “Well, that would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”


    Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”


    “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you behave for once and show us your good manners?”


    Johnny said, “I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”


    That’s when the teacher fainted.

  3. #18
    us
    Aug 2018
    SW Missouri
    Garrett All Terrain Pro
    4,547
    12065 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    "How about I just give you forty bucks and we go straight to your house?"
    You may forget but let me tell you this: someone in some future time will think of us-Sappho

  4. #19
    us
    Oct 2014
    Amboy Wa.
    AT Pro
    270
    550 times
    Metal Detecting
    Hello Jane err judy err Joan.

  5. #20
    Charter Member
    us
    Tommy

    Dec 2015
    Ann Arbor
    Equinox 800
    24,605
    31567 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Honorable Mentions (2)
    funny post
    Hillbilly Prince likes this.

    Approved TreasureNet Stickers

    .:: $3.00 for 11" X 3" Bumper Sticker ::. I have 324 left PM me if you would like to buy any Tommy

    (Free Shipping)


    SEE: TreasureNet Bumper Stickers

  6. #21

    Jul 2019
    12
    10 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    I've been married for 5 years now but I can still remember my first date with my husband. I remembered him being so careful with every he says because I might get offended or something. But I told him it's okay - he should loosen up. That's when the conversation went smoothly. Now that we're married, I didn't exactly know that having date nights would still be essential. I always thought that we can do our dates with our kids and a whole family. Good thing I've read in the an article the benefits and importance of date night in married couples. It really helped us - now, we make it a habit to spend time together every now and then especially when we're not busy.

  7. #22

    Sep 2014
    Midwest, North of 36°60'
    3,451
    5902 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    "You remind me of my mother".
    trdking and Hillbilly Prince like this.
    Liberty is the Freedom to do the next Right thing.

    In God We Trust


  8. #23
    Charter Member
    us
    Randy

    Feb 2015
    Fullerton CA
    Minelab CTX 3030 AT Pro
    4,505
    6881 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    I think a dated your mom.
    DO you have any single sisters?
    If we go out on another date, do you think yo could change your hair color? I really prefer red heads. or?
    Anything That Comes Out of The Dirt Is Awesome!

    Best find 1941 Patek Philippe 2 register flat pusher Chronograph Bought 1,000 Sold 62,000 !!
    First Year 911 Porsche Purchased 36K SOLD 140K!!! Whoo Hoo

  9. #24
    Charter Member
    us
    An unidentified coin is a piece of metal. An identified coin is a piece of history.

    Oct 2004
    N. San Diego area (Pic of my two best 'finds'; son and grandson)
    Minelab Explorer
    19,631
    12878 times
    Shipwrecks
    Honorable Mentions (2)
    You'd like my wife.
    Don........

  10. #25
    us
    Sir

    Sep 2015
    Connecticut
    Minelab
    6,776
    3186 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    You have to pick me up because I have no car and no money.
    Hillbilly Prince and trdking like this.

  11. #26
    us
    Aug 2018
    SW Missouri
    Garrett All Terrain Pro
    4,547
    12065 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Samuel View Post
    You have to pick me up because I have no car and no money.
    Most guys under forty
    trdking likes this.
    You may forget but let me tell you this: someone in some future time will think of us-Sappho

  12. #27
    Charter Member
    us
    An unidentified coin is a piece of metal. An identified coin is a piece of history.

    Oct 2004
    N. San Diego area (Pic of my two best 'finds'; son and grandson)
    Minelab Explorer
    19,631
    12878 times
    Shipwrecks
    Honorable Mentions (2)
    ".........but your sister said 'yes'"
    Hillbilly Prince and trdking like this.

  13. #28
    us
    May 2019
    Flawda
    Garrett AT Pro, Bounty Hunter Tracker IV
    730
    1623 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Do I want to get married? No, I'd rather find a woman I can't stand and give her half of everything I own...
    trdking and Hillbilly Prince like this.

  14. #29
    us
    Aug 2012
    New Mexico USA
    My Head
    2,296
    1797 times
    A couple of true ones:
    Q. Hey babe, what's your sign?
    A My sign is off!

    Worst one asked: 'So tell me, are you high maintenance"?

    "I hear chicks like lava lamps. "
    "Hey babe, what do you burn, 110 octane?
    I knew a weird guy that would stick out his hand to offer to shake hers but when she did he would wiggle his middle finger in her palm.
    I said that's weird, what would the girl do. He said "Sometimes it works."
    Hillbilly Prince likes this.
    Chop wood..Carry water

  15. #30
    us
    Oct 2014
    florida
    3,310
    4379 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    I love your shirt, is it felt?...........
    Hillbilly Prince likes this.

 

 
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Sponsored Links

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Search tags for this page

nottosayonthefirstdate quotes
,

things not to say on a first date

,
things not to say on the first date
,
what not to say on a first date
,
what not to say on a first date quotes
,
what not to say on the first date
Click on a term to search for related topics.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.3.0