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    I'm takin my wife out on a date tomorrow .

    Brand new Tractor Supply store in our town is having their grand opening .
    Well,hell ! She's always complainin that I never take her anywhere . She can help carry the goodies I find to the register and out to the truck
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    May as well make a day of it and bring her to the tiki bar afterwards, stay until last call.

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    if she doesn't want to go, I will. I love TSS
    being a farmerchick I fit right in there and would wipe out your credit line in a heartbeat


    have fun but you best treat her to a good dinner along with that snazzy date

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigscoop View Post
    May as well make a day of it and bring her to the tiki bar afterwards, stay until last call.
    No offense , Scoop , but she told me once to 'Kiss Me Where It Stinks !'
    Loaded her in the truck and took her to Chicargo . Since then she has been cautious about public appearances with me .
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerChick View Post
    if she doesn't want to go, I will. I love TSS
    being a farmerchick I fit right in there and would wipe out your credit line in a heartbeat


    have fun but you best treat her to a good dinner along with that snazzy date
    Thanks for the offer . She likes the company , too . I think we can deplete our children's inheritance sufficiently without your help . You'd be welcome to share dinner with us though.
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    Might consider putting on a silent auction bid for MF Baseball Cap...momma would look good sporting that cap...think about getting her a new pair of kickers too...the pointy toes goes thru them cow pies damn good...
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    Might consider placin a silent auction bid for MF Baseball Cap... (FOR Y'all non-farm boys n girls, MF means Massey -Ferguson..dem tractor makers)Momma would look good sporting one of dem black & red caps...think about getting her a new pair of kickers too...the pointy toes goes thru them dem cow pies dern good...Y'all have a good time ya hear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmerChick View Post
    if she doesn't want to go, I will. I love TSS
    being a farmerchick I fit right in there and would wipe out your credit line in a heartbeat


    have fun but you best treat her to a good dinner along with that snazzy date
    Well , let me tell yew . We went to the Tractor Supply grand opening , we did . And then we went over to the Lowe's store that wasn't havin no grand openin cause they been open for a while , we did . And then we didn't trash around at no sleezy old Walmart , no mam . We went to Sam's Club , we did .
    And then I took her out to dinner at Hometown Hotdogs . They had this special of 6 hotdogs for $7 , they did .
    Got all that big city travelin done and still got home in time to slop the hogs , we did
    Wolfpack forever

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    Quote Originally Posted by stefen View Post
    Might consider placin a silent auction bid for MF Baseball Cap... (FOR Y'all non-farm boys n girls, MF means Massey -Ferguson..dem tractor makers)Momma would look good sporting one of dem black & red caps...think about getting her a new pair of kickers too...the pointy toes goes thru them dem cow pies dern good...Y'all have a good time ya hear...
    We spent enough money there that they gave her a Tractor Supply hat for free . Her kickers are in fine shape and shiney from kicking the back of my jeans .
    Wolfpack forever

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    great date!!! hey did you buy out the stores? you know the economy needs it right now

    I think I have you beat. We have Weiner World, 3 hotdogs fries and drink for $2.99. Weiner World is on our date night list also


    what'd ya buy? what'd ya buy? anything great!!!

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    Yup!

    Tube steak specials gets them every time...

    Betcha y'all went to Frosty Freeze for a cone afterwards...

    didya cash in all the Dr Pepper bottles just fir the date?
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    Hot-digity-dog....this has been dog-gone interest'n. Got'a fella up the road who has one of them fancy steamers and he sells them tasty skinned tubes of bologna for an even buck. Had one once or twice....mighty fine tasty once ya load on all the fix'ns. Butt...sometimes they make me fart like a backfire'n scooter running on bad gas and fouled plugs. Poof-poof-poof-POP! Poof-poof-poof-POP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigscoop View Post
    Hot-digity-dog....this has been dog-gone interest'n. Got'a fella up the road who has one of them fancy steamers and he sells them tasty skinned tubes of bologna for an even buck. Had one once or twice....mighty fine tasty once ya load on all the fix'ns. Butt...sometimes they make me fart like a backfire'n scooter running on bad gas and fouled plugs. Poof-poof-poof-POP! Poof-poof-poof-POP!
    That how you got the BIGPOOP handle?
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

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    My wife says thet everything makes me fart or snore , unlike her ; who does neither . The dog and I know better ......
    We have both left the bedroom at the same time over noise and smell that neither of us created .
    Wolfpack forever

 

 
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