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Hot farm maid just as the farmer entered the barn. As farmer Bob eyes saw the Owl they quickly shifted from it to shock! Dropping his pitchfork....."well holy pigs humping! Where did you come from?" Tippy had shape shifted but her powers were limited from her injuries and she couldn't muster enough strength to translate her alien cat language into Farmers English. She was also very fatigued from all her turmoil....and try as she might she slowly felt her consciousness slipping away.The Owl's powerful wings carried him and his prey into the heights of the night sky. The lights of the town
became smaller and smaller until they resembled diamonds scattered on a black cloth.
Tippy could hardly enjoy the view as the talons sinking into her ribs caused excruciating pain, and the Owl's wings were beating the wounds on her tail and ears. Tippy twisted and attempted to bite the Owl,who responded by delivering a lpeck on the top of Tippy's head. Tippy's eyes crossed and she lost conciousness.
When she came to the sky was beginning to lighten in the East.
Goodbye Old Samuel, she thought. There seemed no escape now. She looked down at the planet she had adopted. The little s***-hole of a town,as she fondly called Samuel's village, was nowhere to be seen.
Her child would never know that crime-riddled dump with its colorful hobos urinating in the aisles of the Shoprite..
Below she saw fields and a farm house. A man was strolling to a barn. He looked up and spied the great Owl and Tippy hangly limply in the talobns.
The fellow raced to a truck and retrieved a shotgun.
"Beep! Oh beeping beep!" Tippy shrieked. She had learned to curse from watching broadcast television.
The Redneck raised his gun and the thunder of the shotgun's blast coincided with a burst of quail shot ripping into the pair.
A cloud of feathers and cat fur blossomed and then the Owl was falling toward Earth in a dizzy tailspin.
Unfortunately Tippy was clutched even tighter by the wounded Owl, and together they plunged through the roof of the Amish built barn with it's oak beams.
The victorious whoops of the Redneck almost drowned out the soubd of snapping oak.
Tippy struggled to a sitting position. She had landed in a fresh cow pie but she was free.
The featherless Owl also rose from the stinking pool of manure.
"Wow. That was a hoot," he said. Tippy snatched up a horseshoe and smacked the Owl between his eyes. As the Owl sank into the manure the barn doors opened and the Redneck strolled into the barn with his shotgun held ready.
Tippy could think of only one thing to do. She shape-shifted into a...
When she/it/shape shifting alien awoke she swore she could hear Honest Sam's voice "Tippy, Tippy". She quickly realized that it could not be him as he still would not be awake from his 16 hour naptime. Looking around the darkness Tippy suddenly realized she was still in human form and she was doing ok and hadn't changed back to her alien cat self when suddenly a door opened and in walked......