treasurebum
Greenie
- Mar 27, 2011
- 10
- 1
- Detector(s) used
- Minelab on the dirt and in the water
Arrr Matey! ;-) Imagine if ye will, yer barely sea worthy vessel ast ben at sea for what be seemin as forever. Da grub rationin begun long ago, in hopes ye wonst lose more of yer men to scurvy an da bloat, as dem be starvin. Ye an da survivin men arrr finally anchored in a cove after dis long journey an now, barly three ship lengths from the beach. Ye men an u have manned da dingies an fastly be oarin towards da land. Bein parched an wrestless, they be goin ashore to gather da wenches an da treasure they bein told is endless in dis new promise land.
At da waters edge, whilst ye men an ye disembark froms da over loaded dingies, be seein a man who be approachin dem. Da man, in sum fancy cloths dat hast not seen befoor dis day. Ye says to ye men, "Arrrr, dis stranger mus be havin a death wish". Ye men assembles aroun da stranger an still be a laughin, width dem swords an muskets drawn. Ye sees da man be havin a small cloth on his chest dat looks as it bein gold. Him be havin sum tool in a pouch on hims side an it be da same as hims boots. Whilst they be as black as da coal, they be a shiney as da sun a settin on da waters.
Befors ye can say moor words to ye men, the stranger be lookin ats dem an he be slowly sayin,
"Gentlemen, I am Federal Agent Smith with the United States Border Patrol. Place your weapons on the ground and file into two lines. Those that have their Green Card in this line and those who do not, form a line over here. You will all be fed and those not providing the proper documentation, will board the airplane that is waiting on the hill behind me, next to the Wal-mart. Once everyone is screened, you will either be free to go or returned to your homes as quickly as possible. Thank you in advance for your cooperation, as this will expedite the process and we apologize in advance for any inconvenience” Arrrr…
At da waters edge, whilst ye men an ye disembark froms da over loaded dingies, be seein a man who be approachin dem. Da man, in sum fancy cloths dat hast not seen befoor dis day. Ye says to ye men, "Arrrr, dis stranger mus be havin a death wish". Ye men assembles aroun da stranger an still be a laughin, width dem swords an muskets drawn. Ye sees da man be havin a small cloth on his chest dat looks as it bein gold. Him be havin sum tool in a pouch on hims side an it be da same as hims boots. Whilst they be as black as da coal, they be a shiney as da sun a settin on da waters.
Befors ye can say moor words to ye men, the stranger be lookin ats dem an he be slowly sayin,
"Gentlemen, I am Federal Agent Smith with the United States Border Patrol. Place your weapons on the ground and file into two lines. Those that have their Green Card in this line and those who do not, form a line over here. You will all be fed and those not providing the proper documentation, will board the airplane that is waiting on the hill behind me, next to the Wal-mart. Once everyone is screened, you will either be free to go or returned to your homes as quickly as possible. Thank you in advance for your cooperation, as this will expedite the process and we apologize in advance for any inconvenience” Arrrr…
