Metal Detectorist Diet

[wesfrye53]

Here's a recipe that Mona Lisa and I just developed that is guaranteed to lose weight. It's a special concoction for those of you using a metal detector. In fact, it only works while using a detector; has something to do with the electronic sine waves developed.

1 Blender
1 Cocktail Shaker w/ice

Start with:
-10 Earthworms, large and unwashed, place in blender.
-Add 1 pinch of bird poop. Starling is preferred but any poop will work. This provides the necessary calcium.
- Squeeze the juice from 5 Wooly Worms, being careful not to allow any of the hair to drop in the blender (Black and orange is preferred but all black will work).
-Add 3 slugs...DO NOT ADD SALT...this makes them shrivel up.
-Blend on "Mix" for 30 seconds; then blend on "Whip" for 2 minutes.
-Pour mixture over ice and Shake...DO NOT STIR... for 30 seconds.
-Pour mixture into martini glass that has a wild onion bulb in it.
-Top with fluffy dandelion...do not add a Girly Man umbrella as this eliminates the effect of this elixir.

Works best when consumed every 15 minutes.

ENJOY! AND SEND ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO MONA LISA

Here's a picture of Mona Lisa's first attempt at the cocktail:



As you can see, she sneezed and blew the fuzzy dandelion all over the drink!

 

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[wesfrye53]

Well Just Mona, it's pretty obvious that the folks don't think much of "your" recipe! Or they are too nauseous to even type a reply

 

[ivan salis]

--to eat that you not only want to lose weight --you must have lost your mind already -- remind me not to eat at your place :P -- I'm headed to nick popageorgia's - the foods much better -- Ivan

 

[Cynangyl]

one word Wes....EWWWWWW!

 

[Bluezman]

Needs Salt!

Bluezman

 

[roswellborn]

--to eat that you not only want to lose weight --you must have lost your mind already -- remind me not to eat at your place :P -- I'm headed to nick popageorgia's - the foods much better -- Ivan

Hey Ivan - can I get a ride with you over to Nick's?

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Actually it sounds alot better than that ceiling hanging ham recipe you had on Sunday

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

What no crickets, no ants, I hear they help to eat the calories?

 

[wesfrye53]

Gypsy...don't you have some research to do? Didn't see this reply earlier cause my head was all fogged up...and it wasn't from the ham!

CG...you'll have to talk to Just Mona about the recipe...I just posted it

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Hmmmmmm.........What a coincidence that you ate that ham ,then spent the day in the hospital and then tried to convince me it was your knee that was giving you grief........

 

[wesfrye53]

I have a feeling you've been inhaling too many of those potion vapors Gypsy...I'm still here and kicking...sort of

 

[Gypsy Heart]

I have a feeling you've been inhaling too many of those potion vapors Gypsy...I'm still here and kicking...sort of

Well....maybe with one leg you are........ ....the other one seems to be in a cast or sling or whatever you call it .....Poison Ham will do it every time

 

[wesfrye53]

Cute...you're cute Gypsy