MP3 Player Detects Gold

[Charlie P. (NY)]

In the interest of all the Tesoro owners out there who don't care to see information related to gold and other metal detection I am happy to announce that an MP3 player will detect buried gold with the same voracity that a digital camera can. All you have to do is set it to FM in a white-noise frequency for your area and wander around until the "natural harmonics" of gold cause a signal on the FM bands. It will likely have to be a harmonic, as the FM is tuned in a slightly different range; but we're dealing with sciences not yet understood and later we'll all laugh about how silly we were not to have been doing this right along.

The other advantage is that while you're digging out the loot you can listen to your favorite tunes.

Good hunting.

[Montauk3]

Very strange, I have a vacuum cleaner that will do the same thing. It is a bit difficult to tune tho.

Along the same theme, I'm investigating a product that claims to have the capabilities of finding fingernail clippings buried in the carpet.

Will wonders never cease?

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Gentlemen: -------------------5th-----------------

Don Jose de La Mancha

[Mighty AP]

Ive got a blender that calls me dirty names & I get real strange vibes from my microwave................not quite the same I guess.

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Hmmm AP: Hi, hmmm, hmmm, just what kind of kinky things have you been submiting the pore blender to? As for the micro wave oven, place the TV screen to where it can't see it, or horrors, stop watching the XXX movies..

Don Jose de La Mancha

[Mighty AP]

LOL Tayopa! Sounds like good advice to me, I'll try to cut back on the midget porn!

[dethklok97]

midget?LOL!

[Mighty AP]

Sry, inside joke (perhaps inapropriate). Some of my buddies bought a magnetic bumper sticker that said "I love (heart) midget porn" & stuck it on my rear bumper, I drove around for weeks before I finally spotted it. Its been a joke that I ran with, I say Im into midget porn all the time, magnet is now stuck to my PC at home, much to my girlfriends shagrin.
So yes, its a joke. Those stubby lil' arms & legs kinda freak me out a little!

[stefen]

Appear's that they have been chlorinating the drinking water again in NY...ya need to trade for an i-Phone

[Charlie P. (NY)]

No chlorine: we have a well. Just toad poo and grub carcasses - the normal aquifer stuff.

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Ya been drinking out of Cow tracks whose owner has been tromping on Marijuana?

Don Jose de La Mancha

[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

Charlie snifff They are Healthier than mineral free water my friend. Just one time recycled organic matter heheheh

Don jose de La Mancha

[penslinger]

Interesting...makes sense even, and how did we get off topic??

[penslinger]

My IPhone can do the same thing.

[font=comic sans ms]Is that a free app?? Or did you have to pay for it??[/font]

[penslinger]

So was I :laughing7:

[strickman]

mightyap, at least it didn't say have gerbil will travel !

[YosamiteDig]

Very strange, I have a vacuum cleaner that will do the same thing. It is a bit difficult to tune tho.

Along the same theme, I'm investigating a product that claims to have the capabilities of finding fingernail clippings buried in the carpet.

Will wonders never cease?

[goldentruth]

I have heard a magnetic force on a common compas will point to gold/iron signals of burried treasure.
I can't figure why some dude has to bring the subject of drugs into this subject as listed before on this post.(Just shows ignorance).
I will have to try out your tip, many thanks & Happy New Year 2012 friend. 8)

[stefen]

There's always the Swingline Stapler option which is equal to or better than using a dowsing pendulum on a printed map

[dog, the treasure hunter]

great ideals guys,i already carry a compass,so ill have to check it at some places,and i do want to get a mp3 player,and there very light and small for packing,so ill give that a shot to.i know a i.r lens works if the conditions are right.any tips on dowsing? thanks.