Re: The CTH4 hunt will be held September 3,4 & 5th in Caldwell.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron." He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. Lucky goat."
The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. Las Vegas."
So, they go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful. Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous hooker.
"And that, your honor, is how the hooker ended up in my room."
To conquer your flaws, you must first accept them.
Re: The CTH4 hunt will be held September 3,4 & 5th in Caldwell.
BTW....today is Darrell's birthday. I couldn't remember if he asked for a goat or a hooker for his birthday...........so I bought him...............hmmmm.....well, I will leave it to your imagination.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARRELL!!! When God made you, he combined all of the great ingredients for a true friend and made you. It has been great MDng with you, cooking with you, and laughing with you. You are one of a kind!
--Mel
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Re: The CTH4 hunt will be held September 3,4 & 5th in Caldwell.
Hey Mel, Ron, and fellow TH'ers. I was in MO during CTH4 for my sister's birthday and making arrangements for my daughter to start college. I really missed bring there. Things have been pretty hectic lately with a lot of family stuff interfering with my goofing off time
Hopefully I'll be able to participate in Uvalde and the next Caldwell hunt.
Hope ya'll had a great time at CTH4 and TTY later.
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Re: The CTH4 hunt will be held September 3,4 & 5th in Caldwell.
Sorry Stan, my last entry here, unless someone addresses me, but I have to do this. There are not as many members on the CTH group as I have names or T-Net id's for, so this is a final request for data.
Okay, last call, anyone that wants to be included in my early notification spreadsheet needs to get their contact information to me no later than 10/15/11. I will then take the data I have and update the entire list. I have 56 names, and not nearly enough data to complete that many entries. 10/15 or I assume you don't want to be included.
Those who've sent in the data already, thank you. Once the list is complete I will send a single test message to each entry, and I ask that you respond. You don't need to make any changes, just reply and send. If that goes well, the very next mailing you get from me should be a hunt announcement for some location in the US.
Thanks again to those that have already sent your contact information. Be Blessed everyone!
The primary thrust of this request is an attempt to keep private information from being shown on the public forum. I'm away from home too much to want that data posted...... publicly.
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Originally Posted by RJGMC
Try CTH facebook or something. So long over and out.
