Calling all A$$'es (Abandonded Spouses Society)

[nana40hubby]

While I realize that no one expects an A$$ to post here I thought it was time that someone should show their A$$. So with that in mind I politely requested permission from Nana (of whom is under my total control (Is that OK to say dear?)) to post on here and she said no but then she read Warsawdaddy's post and said OK. Well here goes.... I was expecting to be bored out of my mind and didn't for one second think that I could possibly have a good time during the hunt (being that I am an A$$). I had intended to stay for only a short time and leave Nana digging as many pastures as she wanted. But after a few minutes and seeing all of the nice A$$'es hanging around I thought "Hey this might be fun!" Well, let me tell you, Noodle has got one nice A$$. To be quite honest her A$$ really got everything going. I am quite sure, I have never seen an A$$ play a fiddle before. And if that wasn't enough, Noodle's A$$ played the Keyboard also. I think we may all agree that we are glad that Noodle's A$$ didn't decide to sing though. Also I have to mention that River Rat had a very nice A$$ too. Because he left and stayed gone for a while, we almost had to kick River Rat's A$$..... out of the club. But then we just voted him as VP. Now here is where it gets a little uncomfortable. Dekalb, I must say you have a nice A$$ as well. But, what I'm not sure of, is how you got your A$$ to play a nose flute? How much did it cost you to have Roswellborn teach your A$$ to play the nose flute anyway? Soupie, you too have a fine A$$. Although I spent the better part of the day laughing at or with you A$$. I really would like to have seen Roswellborn's A$$ but she didn't bring him. Next time there is a hunt all MD'ers must bring sunblock for their A$$'es. We sat in one place all day long and cooked on one side. Maybe we can all have a motorized chair that will spin us in circles kind of like a rotisserie from now on. I am certain that had I seen all of your A$$'es I would have liked them all. But now everyone will probably leave their A$$ at home after the creation of this club. Now for the pictures.

Pic 1 is of Nana and River Rat's A$$
Pic 2 is Noodle's A$$ (But I could only get it from the back side)
Pic 3 is Dekalb's A$$ playing the nose flute
Pic 4 is for Warsawdaddy

I must say I was even amazed at the friends I made that went MD'ing. JD, Steve, Warsawdaddy, Burdie, Schloopy, Scott, Gribnitz, Lucky, Monty, and many many more. Thanks guys for inviting us and showing a quality time for all. I am very sorry for the length of this post but hopefully you will all see the enthusiam that an A$$ can have if given the right opportunity.

Nana's A$$

Charlie

[Mona Lisa]

I never thought I would be talking to Nanner's A$$.....but that was hilarious.

Now Nana will never get her A$$ off the computer since she allowed it to joined Tnet.

[Gribnitz]

LOL, I think you missed my A$$. My A$$ was too busy chasing the two kids over the hills and guarding the beer cooler. I wish I would have had my A$$ sit over there and join the nose flute party.

[99Brown]

Great pics. Thanks for sharing.

[hollowpointred]

ive been laughing at this story all night! it sure sounds like you all had a lot of fun with it. welcome to the forum charlie!!

[Gypsy Heart]

Oh My Gosh....I am crying so hard I cant see the screen...I have never seen so many funny A$$'s in one place...and that nose flute is just hilarious...You guys are really lucky to have such great A$$'s

Nana...Just so you know we will all be watching your A$$ for you so that he isnt in here posting while you are out digging....

[Postalrevnant]

Welcome to the forum. Forgive me for being such a stick in the mud, but I must point out one thing on proper beginning forum ettiquete.

You should never start off on a new to you forum as an A$$.

LoL, OMG loved that post. Be an A$$ all you want.

Postalrevnant

[Shannon]

I always knew my daddy was an A$$!

[stoney56]

Charlie,
A$$ or not, it was great meeting you! 8) Now that Evy's swingin', do I qualify as an A$$ 2? LOL

[Bavaria Mike]

LOL, nice post! HH, Mike

[Monty]

Evie took me aside and told me you were always an A$$! Monty

[nana40hubby]

By the way I do have video of Roswellborn playing the nose flute and let the bidding begin....


Charlie

[EDDE]

now i know what she ( my girlfreind ,theresa) ment by "kiss your a$$ good bye"
after i left when i was done eating
i kissed her on the head and was thinking to myself as i walked away
"what the hell is she talking about?"

[diggemall]

Clever post Charlie !

I don't have an A$$ - mine digs with me so now I'm A$$-less :P

Diggem'

[roswellborn]

LOL, I think you missed my A$$. My A$$ was too busy chasing the two kids over the hills and guarding the beer cooler. I wish I would have had my A$$ sit over there and join the nose flute party.

Grib honey,
If I'd known you wanted a nose flute, I'd have let you pick the color even! (I can still send one to ya - heheheheh - hey - one each for the family?)

take it easy and HH
Nan

[roswellborn]

By the way I do have video of Roswellborn playing the nose flute and let the bidding begin....


Charlie

OMG.

Actually, it was de Kalb's A$$ learning to play - well, ok I guess I was actually playing the thing - she was trying to...

Y'know what's weird? That we were that silly and hadn't had so much as a beer!

what a day!
hugs, Charlie (pass one on to nana, too willya?)

Nan

[roswellborn]

now i know what she ( my girlfreind ,theresa) ment by "kiss your a$$ good bye"
after i left when i was done eating
i kissed her on the head and was thinking to myself as i walked away
"what the hell is she talking about?"

the look on your face was priceless! And we couldn't have explained it if we'd tried, we were laughing so hard!

hugs,
Nan
who really HAS to get to work now!

[Burdie]

LOL Charlie you crack me up!! But being an a$$ that is easy for you since you always have a crack. I must say, when I walked away from you Charlie after dinner. I felt I was leaving a long time friend.

OK Nanna I have to say it. You have one fine A$$ there. Here is hoping you have a safe trip home.

Burdie

[birdman]

Sounds like you all had a grand time!

[The Seeker]

What else is there to say!!! What a great time with plenty of Humor!!