Dream Job Badge!

[Montana Jim]

Okay... I've always wanted to be this guy... I've thought about it, I've dreamed about it... I've wondered about it. I think the only way to earn this job is when someone passes away - it's a lifetime appointment I think.

I spent some time practicing for it... back before I was married.

But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would or could ever be bestowed upon me! I now believe in miracles and I believe that dreams can come true!

While walking my dog last night I stumbled upon this treasure laying in the road that was obviously dropped by someone less deserving than me... I just know it was put there for me to find, and to wear proudly as I start my new job and start my new adventures... I am now official, I have the badge... I can employ my skills with immunity and ferver... I am an "Official Boob Inspector" with the Dept. of Titillations, badge # 2TTIC.

LMAO





What a find!

 

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[Digginman]

Re: I Found My Dream Job!

Outstanding Find!!!!

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DM

 

[aa battery]

Re: I Found My Dream Job!

OMG and you didn't like Nicks paper weight

 

[GL]

I like how the bewbs are the only polished bit.

 

[hollowpointred]

hahaha you found my badge!!

 

[aa battery]

I like how the bewbs are the only polished bit.

1st thing Jim cleaned

 

[Montana Jim]

I like how the bewbs are the only polished bit.

1st thing Jim cleaned

LOL... I did'nt clean it... yet. There are some dirty spots that will need a gentle and slow cleaning with warm soapy water...

I found a site that sells them, in case you fellas need one too. LMAO
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/catalog/Boob-Inspector-Badge-p-16416.html

 

[BuckleBoy]

I like how the bewbs are the only polished bit.

1st thing Jim cleaned

Did he say his cleaning method was "tongue bath?"

 

[Drudge]

LOL isnt that a unique find

 

[aa battery]

How much do you want to bet none of the ladies will reply to this post ?

 

[incajoe]

 

[Dirty Knees McGee]

Hilarious find!

 

[Colonial Zoyboy]

Amen to that job, Jimster! You are the man, man, and I really mean it, man!

Kyle

 

[X-Terra70_TreasureHunter]

GO JIM GO

YEA HAW BOOB INSPECTOR ​

 

[Montana Jim]

How much do you want to bet none of the ladies will reply to this post ?

LOL... Yea, prolly not... I don't blame them.

 

[baspinall]

Tell me when your hiring...

 

[Montana Jim]

Tell me when your hiring...

LOL... I'm not sure I'll be needing any Deputies...

 

[Colonial Zoyboy]

Tell me when your hiring...

LOL... I'm not sure I'll be needing any Deputies...

No interns, too? OOOOOOF

 

[Montana Jim]

My inspections can't be via pics relicdude... LOL

Also, this is a find I found - so I don't wanna get too far off topic and have it deleated.

If the church lady shows up it'll be the kiss-of-death for the post! LOL

(Love ya Mona)

 

[Montana Jim]

Nick! LMAO... thats a big 10-4 on the DD