Some of my favorite sayings.

[Ray S S]

DON"T "Spill the beans" meaning don't let the cat out of the bag or in plain English; Don't let anyone else
know about it.

Ray

 

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[RGINN]

Your momma don't work here. Clean up after yourself. (I posted this in our employee lounge.)

 

[Mighty AP]

Life isnt about surviving the storm, but rather dancing in the rain.

 

[lincha]

Heard the other day thought it was funny: If I get pulled over and a policeman says papers, If I say scissors do I win?

 

[greydigger]

"Anne Frank was the Queen of hide and seek".

 

[ivan salis]

freinds sadly come and go with time --but enemy's just accumlate.

only the good die young -- yep that expains all those mean ^%%*%^$ old folks.

 

[Felinepeachy]

"If people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world."
-- Winnie the Pooh

 

[Chug And Red]

chug has a shirt that says this..... Don't pi#@ me off, I'm running out of room to hide the bodies!

 

[Rooter]

Don't sweat the petty things but it's ok to pet the sweaty things.


You can prove anything with statistics and 64% of the population knows that.

 

[bbqbull]

Bullchit.

 

[greydigger]

Don't sweat the petty things but it's ok to pet the sweaty things.


I like that one but can never remember.
Another is something about copying is the best form of flatery.

Grey

 

[bigscoop]

"Live the adventure!"

"Failing is ok, but I don't want to look back on life knowing I didn't try."

"Be true to thy self."

"Life without laughter isn't living."

 

[Chug And Red]

Heard the other day thought it was funny: If I get pulled over and a policeman says papers, If I say scissors do I win?

I say yes!!! Just dont say rock or duck!!!!

 

[Smudge]

Humility is what you strive for when you've failed at everything else.

 

[CHAINCHOMP]

once when i was little, and had a stuffed nose, i tried blowing it, but nothing happened, so i yelled at my self, and it went something like this;
"blow ur nose boy, blow ur nose!!!"

i really dont know why...so i couldnt explain it even if u asked?!?!?!

 

[vibes]

2 of my own:

It's not my energy to embrace


AND

be the fun

 

[bigscoop]

I understand women perfectly fine as long I don't try to understand them.

 

[RGINN]

Don't matter what they call you, it's what you answer to.

 

[truckinbutch]

Don't matter what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I like that kind of attitude .

 

[hypoman]

I shall not argue against it from the supposed impossibility of infinite succession, barely and absolutely considered in itself; for a reason which shall be mentioned hereafter: but if we consider such an infinite progression, as one entire endless series of beings can have no cause from without, of its existence; because in it are supposed to be included all things that are or ever were in the universe: and ’tis plain it can have no reason within itself, of its existence; because no one being in this infinite succession is supposed to be self-existent or necessary (which is the only ground or reason of existence of any thing, that can be imagined within the thing itself, as with presently more fully appear), but every one dependent on the foregoing: and where no part is necessary; ’tis manifest the whole cannot be necessary; absolute necessity of existence, not being an outward, relative, and accidental determination; but an inward and essential property of the nature of the thing which so exists.