Some of my favorite sayings.

[BIG61AL]

Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it!

 

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[Frank1960]

A saying I have used for years when something doesn't work out the first time is "Oh well thus goes life" and then I just replan and redo it again to see if it works the next time or move on

 

[truckinbutch]

No doubt gettin old sucks ! Just remember that you gotta be alive to bitch .......................................
I don't like the alternative ........

 

[greydigger]

TB, you got that right.

 

[comfortably numb]

To err is human, To constantly remind you of it is a wife.

 

[Old Town]

"Never drive your boat where the birds are standing."

Advice given me by my grandfather the first time I was allowed to steer a flats boat at age 5 or 6.

Old Town

 

[packerbacker]

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[Tony66]

"no good deed goes unpunished"

"a man who tells you how modest he is, is bragging"

 

[comfortably numb]

Hey, Guys watch this!......
(hehe)I bet that hurts.

 

[comfortably numb]

How dumb you are depends entirely on what part of the country your standing in at that time.

 

[Silver]

"Son you will go blind doing that_ Dad im over here" "He who farts in church sets in own pew" and finally a quote from Low Wang " Low Wang droppim soap you pickim up"

 

[Rutnbuck]

You can't out run a Bumble Bee with a John Deere!

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
She/ He is nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
It is hard to soar with the eagles when ya hoot with the owls all night

 

[hypoman]

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of
striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a
bear.

 

[greydigger]

Guitar players and surgeons have almost no fingernails.
How do they pick their nose?

 

[Chug And Red]

Red's new one!!!!! This is not toward anyone on tnet!!! Unless you happend to call about the apartment for rent!!!!!


Grabbing both sides of her head and Yelling " Make the stupid people Shut Up!!!!!" LMAO!!! I Know Bad Chug!!!

 

[Chug And Red]

Forgot the last call!!!!!

Do you accept felons!!!

Depends on what the cerciumstances were!!

Arson against property!!!! the last place i lived before getting out of Jail last month!!!!

Answer sorry the felony is to new!!!!!

 

[Sidevalve45]

No matter where you are just turn around and there you are.

Plan your work and work your plan!

 

[ThTx]

If you're gonna shoot, shoot - don't talk.

 

[Chug And Red]

If she asks this question either don't answer!! or run really fast!!! does this dress make me look fat better yet when she starts talking after putting on her new dress Just Say!!! Omg You look Great!!

 

[ivan salis]

I 'd rather take a cats temperature than have to deal with you -- ( you ever try sticking a thermometer up a cats rear end?)