Some of my favorite sayings.

[BigDan]

A quitter never wins, but a winner never quits.

Or

You never fail until you quit.

And

Don't sweat the small stuff, and everything is small stuff.

Finally

Wherever you go, there you are.

[stefen]

When searching endlessly for something, its always in the last place you look....

[Woodland Detectors]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

[stefen]

Smile, it could be worse...

So I smiled and it got worse...

[lincha]

Money comes and goes. Im waiting for it to comeback.


Men, who can understand them?

[stefen]

When discussing gay marriages, heterosexuals should butt out

[spartacus53]

It's a small world, but I would hate to have to paint it

[Mighty AP]

Women. Ya cant live with em.........ya cant kill em.

Sorry Mom & Denise. No offense.

[keverett]

"You're never lost, if you don't care where you are" Tom Massie

"Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

sorry I couldn't help myself

[spartacus53]

There are also some sayings I like umbrage with, like:

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

Have you ever tried to split a coconut open with a pen?

[TiredIron]

" There are two theories to arguing with a woman......and neither one works".

" A good Pard will ride with you till Hell freezes over.....and a little while on the ice".

" Dont share your problems with others....80% don't care,
and the other 20% are glad you have em'............"

[Monty]

"No need to worry about it, it ain't gonna' get no better nohow". Hank Williams

"De Javu all over again". Yogi Berra

[Idaho hunter]

my old boss used to have this saying under glass on the desk===

there is no point in complaining because 99% could care less
the other 1% figure that you are just getting what you deserve

[Jeep]

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss

[greydigger]

"He's as popular as a paraquat salesman in Mendocino County".

[sniffer]

if you want to be somebody
if you want to go somewhere
you better wake up and pay attention

[Rusted Nail]

Wake up boy words mean something.

[swampgal]

Some people are like slinkies you just can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

[GopherDaGold]

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

[girardpaguy]

It is what it is.