Mouse hunting season?

[bigscoop]

If mice had antlers................would there be a fall mouse hunting season?

[spartacus53]

Yes, but only if the mouse was carrying mousse

[River Rat]

Yikes!!!

[hypoman]

I am going to start hunting mice anyways. I will put a rubber band around their neck, get my fishing pole all set up and stick that hook under that rubber band and throw it out there.......I bet i get some big bass that way!

[Chug And Red]

Yikes!!!

LMAO!!!!

[bigscoop]

I wonder what style of antlers they would have? Those similar to a deer? Perhaps miniature moose antlers? Maybe those of a ram or possibly those similar to antelope? I can see the picture now on the cover of North American Big Game Hunter, a proud camo-clad hunter with his trophy mouse resting in the palm of his hand, the bold print reading something like, "Record Mouse Falls Prey to Cheesy Trick!"

[stefen]

I wonder what style of antlers they would have? Those similar to a deer? Perhaps miniature moose antlers? Maybe those of a ram or possibly those similar to antelope? I can see the picture now on the cover of North American Big Game Hunter, a proud camo-clad hunter with his trophy mouse resting in the palm of his hand, the bold print reading something like, "Record Mouse Falls Prey to Cheesy Trick!"

There are Jackrabbits that crossbred with Antelope and the offspring are classified as Jacklopes...

Make impressive wall mounts...

Must assume that a well hung Bull Mouse would have similar antlers...

Well, in fact, here is a picture of a Bull Mouse in its natural wild environment...

[bigscoop]

I wonder what style of antlers they would have? Those similar to a deer? Perhaps miniature moose antlers? Maybe those of a ram or possibly those similar to antelope? I can see the picture now on the cover of North American Big Game Hunter, a proud camo-clad hunter with his trophy mouse resting in the palm of his hand, the bold print reading something like, "Record Mouse Falls Prey to Cheesy Trick!"

There are Jackrabbits that crossbred with Antelope and the offspring are classified as Jacklopes...

Make impressive wall mounts...

Must assume that a well hung Bull Mouse would have similar antlers...

Well, in fact, here is a picture of a Bull Mouse in its natural wild environment...

Have you seen the one (jacklopes) with wings?

[stefen]

A neighbor had a pair that died so she took them to a taxidermist...

He asked her if she wanted them mounted...

She said no, just shaking hands....

[silverswede]

We have Deer Mouses here and year'round season here's some pics but no antlers. We only hunt doe's and use dogs as cats won't retrieve well.

[Monty]

Is more than one mouse called meese? Oh the humanity! Monty

[bigscoop]

Is more than one mouse called meese? Oh the humanity! Monty

More then one moose....."meese?"
Monty, I think we may be on to something!

[stefen]

The plural of moose is 'MOOSE' (or the plural of moose is 2 moose )
TGhe plural of deer is 'DEER'...and so on

[Monty]

Now hold on Stephen, I distinctly remember a childhood cartoon character that always said, " I hate those meeses to pieces". And we all know that everything we hear or see on TV is true. M nty

[packerbacker]

I miss Plehbah too.

[stefen]

Now hold on Stephen, I distinctly remember a childhood cartoon character that always said, " I hate those meeses to pieces". And we all know that everything we hear or see on TV is true. M nty

Monty fess up...here I thought you came from the crystal set era and all cartoon characters in the funnies were black and white....

Now I think your memory is impaired by the quantity of meds your ingesting...and I suppose you're going to tell us that these so-called-meeses are wearing purple pants and big shoes...hallucinations boy...do you see flying elephants too?

[Old Mooneye]

Bagged one last night

[Monty]

Stefen, you never heard of Dumbo? You must be cartoonicly challenged. But never fret, this is an Equal Opportunity site (EOS). M nty

Oh and back to the subject...., the best mouse trap is still two 2X12s and a .45 Automatic with shot cartridges. M

[stefen]

Stefen, you never heard of Dumbo? You must be cartoonicly challenged. But never fret, this is an Equal Opportunity site (EOS). M nty

Oh and back to the subject...., the best mouse trap is still two 2X12s and a .45 Automatic with shot cartridges. M

Why not a head shot with a M-249-SAW and get the MFM for good....

[Monty]

Spoils too much meat! Monty