Name the TV show (Comedies)

[spartacus53]

OK, not much happening on this forum for a while, so let's play a little game until the next new thread. Let's keep to to comedies, they are easier to identify

The game is simple enough. See a quote, just mention what show it's from and post you own quote for a reply. Not exciting, but it will pass time Most will be very easy, and all from popilar shows at one time, or another.

First up

1- "Oh, it looks like rain."

[spartacus53]

Maybe that was too hard, or you just don't know, or care

So let's try this one.... A classic

What does a yellow light mean? ......... Go slower

[kinzwas]

taxi,heres one for you
It's like a great big tide of jam. But jam made out of... old women.

[spartacus53]

I have no clue on this one, it doesn't sound familiar to me SO I'm not tempted to to cheat and google it, do you have another line from this show?

[kinzwas]

this possibly might be diffacult for you as its not an american show,but im sure it has run there.heres another.
these are close those are far away.

[spartacus53]

I guess it's not British either then.. It doesn't look anything like Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, The Two Ronnies, Black Adder, and surely Mr. Bean Those are the only foreign comedies I get here in the states. There are a few others, but again, all British..

[kinzwas]

Set on the remote fictional Craggy Island off Ireland's west coast

[spartacus53]

Well, unless I google it, I'm stumped I'm not sure it even airs here.. I've listed all the ones I did watch, and I know it's not on of them.. The style of joke doesn't fit any of them

[allen]

Spartacus, sounds like 2 and a half men, Alan talking.