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  1. Help the children

    Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He has only 1 arm,1 leg and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bicycle with no brakes and bent wheels. If you send us just $2.00 we will send you the video ...it's hilarious!
  2. The next time your bank screws up try this...

    Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the...
  3. new grocery store

    I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”. Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When...
  4. American diggers is awful

    What a joke! I tried to watch it for the entertainment value but it is too far fetched for even the worst metal detectorist! After watching them fix a water line and the unrealistic value of their finds OMG! *******es! Sorry spike this shoh missed by a mile!
  5. SPARTA!

    :laughing7:
  6. Help for Newbies

    I have noticed over the years that I have been coming to treasurenet that there are almost daily questions from newbies that repeat over and over. Maybe there should be a section for newbies that have topics that answer their frequently asked questions. I am not complaining because I was guilty...
  7. Funny Practical Joke

    This is the funniest one I've seen in a while, these poor guys! http://www.heaven666.org/embed/58709
  8. Lessons learned the hard way

    The ground is frozen and I am house bound for the foreseeable future so I thought I would start a thread to alleviate the boredom. My Dad always said I had to learn things the hard way and I guess he was right. I was just curious if any of you would care to share any lessons that you had to...
  9. I Want to Live In Puerto Rico

    What are the pros and cons of this idea?
  10. I would have needed fresh underwear

  11. Try This With Your Clad Finds

    http://thefw.com/man-stacks-3000-coins-on-a-single-dime/ I don't have half the patients of this guy :notworthy:
  12. How would you like to get to the park for some early morning detecting and find

    http://www.kmbc.com/news/29614538/detail.html A California man found himself stuck in a baby swing for nine hours after a bet with his friends went horribly wrong. After making a $100 wager, the 21-year-old lubricated himself with laundry detergent and squeezed into the swing, the Times-Herald...
  13. The cat traps are working

    :icon_cat:
  14. The funeral Procession

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a...
  15. I wonder what it would be worth today?

    I found this old article while looking for something totally different but it's a pretty neat story. "Trenton, MO.-May 21st 1927. Buried treasure to the amount of $2800 in gold has been discovered on the farm of Mrs. Florence Gay, a widow, living NE of Jamesport. It was found by Perry Rader...
  16. I will never look at a gas pump again, with out cracking up laughing

    Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger...
  17. DEAR TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGENT:

    I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring...
  18. IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

    IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG... Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer...
  19. HANGOVER

    Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he had done something wrong. He forced...
  20. Why?

    Why would they waste the time to black out this guys eyes? I guess nobody is gonna guess who it is now! :tongue3: This is an actual photo from the USDOJ site... http://www.justice.gov/criminal/ocgs/gangs/prison.html
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