Blondes may have more fun, but less money

[The.Boomer]

Judge Tosses Hair Dye Lawsuit for Blonde Who Had Less Fun as Brunette
Wednesday, October 08, 2008

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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A judge has brushed off a Connecticut woman's claim that L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.

Charlotte Feeney of Stratford said she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.

She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.

A Superior Court judge dismissed Feeney's 2005 lawsuit Monday, saying she never proved her allegation that L'Oreal put brown hair dye in a box labeled as blonde. The company also had disputed the claim.

Feeney's attorney, David Laudano, declined to comment and she could not be reached after the judge's decision.

 

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[mpostma]

Isn't that called "artificial intelligence" when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Kinda like a organ transplant that was rejected in this case. Obviously didn't take.

Mark

 

[Noodle]

Ah... the color in the bottle that you are applying to your scalp should be ... a clue

Just another blonde joke proven correct.

 

[vibes]

ah hem , excuse me BUT unless you purchased a box of 'hair color enhancing" how do you REALLY know what the f chemistry is all about?

Hmmm?

 

[Noodle]

I don't know. I don't understand the terms. I decided long time ago to go white/gray when the Good Lord said I had earned enough bonus points from my husband and kids driving me crazy. Its worked... I see no reason to go phony.

Noodle

 

[Zephyr]

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A. A brunette who told too many blonde jokes in front of blondes.

 

[trish76642]

Isn't that called "artificial intelligence" when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Kinda like a organ transplant that was rejected in this case. Obviously didn't take.

Mark

Or a blonde trying to die her hair....blonde!