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I am an attractive 18 year old white girl who still lives at home and has a..hole parents. I need a really hot, built guy who's a badass, or is good at playing one, and who wants to take me out and maybe get somethings in return;) Must not have a job, commits crimes, being on probation a plus, kids o.k.... MUST HAVE GOOD HYGIENE!!!!!! Send some pics (and for the love of god no nudes) and I'll be sure to send some too;)
 

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jeff of pa said:
I am an attractive 18 year old white girl who still lives at home and has a..hole parents. I need a really hot, built guy who's a badass, or is good at playing one, and who wants to take me out and maybe get somethings in return;) Must not have a job, commits crimes, being on probation a plus, kids o.k.... MUST HAVE GOOD HYGIENE!!!!!! Send some pics (and for the love of god no nudes) and I'll be sure to send some too;)
I think I should reply. Lets see, I am hot ( its been over 95 here for a couple days.) I have built many things. I have hemorrhoids, so that definitely qualifies me for a badass. I want to take her out and definitely would like something in return.(dessert after dinner) I have been semiretired for about 4 years now. I could quit altogether I guess. I have been known to speed and make illegal turns on red. I have two kids. I bathe once a week if I need it or not, and brush my teeth at the beginning of each month. Where do I respond?? ;D
 

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jeff of pa said:
I am an attractive 18 year old white girl who still lives at home and has a..hole parents. I need a really hot, built guy who's a badass, or is good at playing one,

:D ;D ;D ;D :D Or is good at playing one, :D :D :D :D :D
ROFL, Ha,ha,ha.
 

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lucky1777 said:
jeff of pa said:
I am an attractive 18 year old white girl who still lives at home and has a..hole parents. I need a really hot, built guy who's a badass, or is good at playing one, and who wants to take me out and maybe get somethings in return;) Must not have a job, commits crimes, being on probation a plus, kids o.k.... MUST HAVE GOOD HYGIENE!!!!!! Send some pics (and for the love of god no nudes) and I'll be sure to send some too;)
I think I should reply. Lets see, I am hot ( its been over 95 here for a couple days.) I have built many things. I have hemorrhoids, so that definitely qualifies me for a badass. I want to take her out and definitely would like something in return.(dessert after dinner) I have been semiretired for about 4 years now. I could quit altogether I guess. I have been known to speed and make illegal turns on red. I have two kids. I bathe once a week if I need it or not, and brush my teeth at the beginning of each month. Where do I respond?? ;D


how could she resist!? ;D ;D
 

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