My wife just slammed me!

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So, we are watching the old Rudolph cartoon, with Burl Ives....
He starts singing the "Silver and Gold" song.....
And the little squirrel is playing with a big chunk of gold.....

She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

What's that supposed to mean?:BangHead:
Yup, my gold slump has hit a new low.:dontknow:
 

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getting jabbed with a sharp stick
 

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Tell her your girlfriend is wearing it.
 
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Tell her your girlfriend is wearing it.

That wouldn't have ended well for me.....
But....
if she goes there again.....
I might just play that card!:dontknow::laughing7:
 

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She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

Tell her the chunk of gold was actually iron pyrite and the squirrel needs to buy a metal detector...
 

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You can be right, or you can be happy. Just tell her how funny she is and hide the gold when you find it.

HH RN
 

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Remember no matter wat she says she is right. :skullflag:
 

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Hi BWD; OOOOUUUUUCCCHHH.!!! Now that hurts. Remind her that squirrel found it 40 years ago and your drought has been shorter.!!! :laughing7: God, my Mrs has eluded too the same thing. Way to end it. $200 worth in Jewelry for Christmas. Can't win either way but at least it won't be a total loss. Happy Wife = Merry Chrismas.!! PEACE:RONB
 

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So, we are watching the old Rudolph cartoon, with Burl Ives....
He starts singing the "Silver and Gold" song.....
And the little squirrel is playing with a big chunk of gold.....

She says, "look, even the squirrel found gold"

What's that supposed to mean?:BangHead:
Yup, my gold slump has hit a new low.:dontknow:
For your wife :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy: she's sharp! But for you Dave that hurt, that hurt deeply.:laughing7: Did you remind her Santa is coming soon?:laughing7: She might get the do it yourself diamond kit. What's a do it yourself diamond kit you ask? A piece of coal in an expensive jewelry box with instructions to sit on the coal until it makes a diamond.:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:
 

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Hi kingskid; Silver won't work. TRUST ME. Tried it. I had a headache for a week after that one. Thank God it was short lived. She was "ticked." PEAVE:RONB
 

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My wife wanted to watch that last night also, but I told her I was going to take her out for dinner... she was a little disappointed when we pulled in to the Jack in the Box.
 

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Then best answer is "I don't need to find any more gold because I have found the most precious and valuable piece already" Then point to her......
 

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