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[fossis]

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When i'me feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain & gag himself.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't
met everybody!!!

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder?
1 All the DNA is the same.
2 No dental records

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words" The & IRS"
together it spells "Theirs"

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[savant365]

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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck

 

[fossis]

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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck

So True!!

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[Cynangyl]

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lol good ones....that dog one was not at all what I expected :P

 

[stefen]

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I liked the dog gag

 

[fossis]

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Thanks folks, I have two books full, get ready!!!

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[Cynangyl]

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Okay.....~braces self~ Ready! lol