Sunburn

[finderzzs]

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and
was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in,

the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline,
electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra
do for him, Doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll
keep the sheets off his legs'

 

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[WindHarvester]

That's funny!

 

[rferris75]

That was funny..

 

[Eu_citzen]

Wounder if he likes the treatment??

 

[stefen]

Always wondered what those little blue pill were for

Learn somethin new every day.

 

[truckinbutch]

As a newlywed teenager with a nightshift job in a coal mine I swam naked every morning in the farm pond before starting the day-long farm chores.
Overtired one morning I fell asleep on my back on my inflatable raft for several hours and burned severly.
Was soaking cooked nether parts in a glass on milk for releif when my new wife walked in.
"Hmmmm,"she remarked,"I always wondered how you reloaded that thing."
No joke.This happened.

 

[stefen]

As a farm boy I used buttermilk

 

[Old Dog]