TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

[stefen]

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

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According to the
Office for National Statistics

190,374
people are having sex right now

212,130
are kissing

and one poor bastard is reading this post

 

[Eu_citzen]

Brilliant.

 

[johnnycat]

I gotta pass this one on.

 

[Eu_citzen]

I gotta pass this one on.

Already did.

 

[stimeygraves]

....and I'm the one that's reading this post.

 

[Jimi D Pirate]

Damn - thats why she told me a story last nite avoiding going to bed!

 

[savant365]

Mine just turned 38 a couple weeks ago...thank God

 

[Jimi D Pirate]

You Lucky Man!

 

[stefen]

I'm right in between listening to a bedtime story and hiding my head under a pillow

 

[spartacus53]

Thank god I can't read

 

[texan connection]

Story of my wife