THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[traveller777]

Since he,s the only hog on the block it,s true too!

He needs a lady friend. Make some little piglet grandchildren for you.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Takes after his daddy.

His Daddy was a real tush hog. Loaded for bar all the time.One day while loaded he actually found a bar and that was the end of Tusker,s ol Daddy.

 

[traveller777]

His Daddy was a real tush hog. Loaded for bar all the time.One day while loaded he actually found a bar and that was the end of Tusker,s ol Daddy.

Poor dad Tusker. Not for sure I wouldn't put my money on a razorback over a black bear. Those tusks are razors.

 

[crashbandicoot]

For anyone who might not know what a coonass,as a ethnic group,is.That,s a coonass.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Poor dad Tusker. Not for sure I wouldn't put my money on a razorback over a black bear. Those tusks are razors.

When I say he was loaded,I mean he was loaded.Been eating fermented acorns and had a real buzz on.The bear on the other hand was sober for once.In a head to head,all odds equal I,ll bet on the Razorback.Only thing I,ve found that a Razorback can,t overcome is a Crimson Tide. Beats them every time!

 

[traveller777]

When I say he was loaded,I mean he was loaded.Been eating fermented acorns and had a real buzz on.The bear on the other hand was sober for once.In a heaad to head,all odds equal I,ll bet on the Razorback.Only thing I,ve found that a Razorback can,t overcome is a Crimson Tide. Beats them every time!

AMEN! ROLL TIDE!!

 

[crashbandicoot]

That,s a good one Zakon. I actually know a guy that,s a lot like that,straight out of the Louisiana bayous.He,s good as gold,but crazy as a H,ant.

 

[traveller777]

Thanks for sharing that, Zakon. I worked up in Illinois with a contracting crew from down there. Just about like this guy. They would bring in the best boudin I ever ate. Really good guys. Bet they would die for their friends. And disappear their enemies.

 

[Zakon Krzyżacki]

When I say he was loaded,I mean he was loaded.Been eating fermented acorns and had a real buzz on.The bear on the other hand was sober for once.In a head to head,all odds equal I,ll bet on the Razorback.Only thing I,ve found that a Razorback can,t overcome is a Crimson Tide. Beats them every time!

Fermented acorns ?
Imma try that.

 

[traveller777]

Fermented acorns ?
Imma try that.

Let me know how it goes and I may give it whirl.

 

[Zakon Krzyżacki]

Ethnic groups...bah

 

[crashbandicoot]

Fermented acorns ?
Imma try that.

Don,t forget the fate that befell Tusker,s ol Daddy!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Let me know how it goes and I may give it whirl.

Same for you!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Ethnic groups...bah

Just to explain I was talking about people and not a mammal,s orifice!

 

[traveller777]

Don,t forget the fate that befell Tusker,s ol Daddy!

Selfish hog should have shared with the bar.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Selfish hog should have shared with the bar.

Well,they don,t call them hogs for nothing you know!

 

[releventchair]

Arnold says , if you gotta sit in the bathtub to poop , the pepper is too hot!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Arnold says , if you gotta sit in the bathtub to poop , the pepper is too hot!

Straight from the hog,s er,uh,mouth!

 

[Oregon Viking]

What?
What?
What?

 

[traveller777]

Well,they don,t call them hogs for nothing you know!

So you are one of those fat shaming swine bullies.