Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

[fossis]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "will you marry me"?
The guy said "No!"
And the girl lived happily ever after & went shopping, dancing,
drinking, always had a clean house, never had to cook, & never
had a headache.
THE END

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[GunFarce]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Ya! But I bet she has to kill her own spiders!!

 

[ivan salis]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

was the guy the "fairy" in this "fairy" tale story?

 

[fossis]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Ya! But I bet she has to kill her own spiders!!

You must have her confused with "Little Miss Muffit"

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[fossis]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

was the guy the "fairy" in this "fairy" tale story?

Quite Possible,

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[GunFarce]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Ya! But I bet she has to kill her own spiders!!

You must have her confused with "Little Miss Muppet"

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Hmmm I don't think so.. The one i learned was

Little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet(?)
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider
and sat down beside her
She beat the crap out of it with a spoon!

 

[aa battery]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Wait she sounds perfect

 

[fossis]

Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Ya! But I bet she has to kill her own spiders!!

You must have her confused with "Little Miss Muppet"

, Fossis.............

Hmmm I don't think so.. The one i learned was

Little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet(?)
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider
and sat down beside her
She beat the crap out of it with a spoon!

Another version
Little miss muffit sat on a tuffit,
eating her curds & whey,
along came a spider, & sat down beside her,
and said "whats in the bowl bitch"?

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