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newnan man
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- #81
Your best one liner!
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Duckshot
Silver Member
- Sep 8, 2014
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Fat
Bronze Member
- Oct 22, 2020
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- I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
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- Other
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?
so you’re the one.
so you’re the one.
Duckshot
Silver Member
- Sep 8, 2014
- 4,455
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NJearthman
Sr. Member
- Oct 31, 2020
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- AT PRO, EQUINOX 600
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- All Treasure Hunting
Yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Waiting to see what happens. 
NJearthman
Sr. Member
- Oct 31, 2020
- 354
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- AT PRO, EQUINOX 600
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- All Treasure Hunting
Ward! You were a little rough on the Beaver last night.
ironhorse
Silver Member
Most people are shocked to find out I'm a terrible electrician.
PullTabSlayer
Full Member
- Jan 31, 2017
- 193
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- That one I grab for the day.
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
And if a frog had wings he wouldn't slap his ass when he hopped.
DizzyDigger
Gold Member
- Dec 9, 2012
- 5,359
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- Detector(s) used
- Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!
- Primary Interest:
- Prospecting
Here's an Dizzy original....
If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
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newnan man
Silver Member
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How come psychics never win the lottery?
PaleIO
Hero Member
- Apr 1, 2020
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- Minelab X-Terra 705
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- Relic Hunting
What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside
PaleIO
Hero Member
- Apr 1, 2020
- 848
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- Minelab X-Terra 705
- Primary Interest:
- Relic Hunting
What did Crockett say to Bowie? Who ordered concrete?
Richard Guy
VETERAN
- Dec 19, 2019
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Whites Coinmaster
Bounty Hunter 202
Nokta Simplex
Nokta Legend
PulseDive
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
I'm opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way'
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newnan man
Silver Member
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I'm dating a girl with a wooden leg. Her name is Peg & she works at Ihop.
Red-Coat
Silver Member
Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey.
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.
My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.
My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
michael NY
Full Member
- Nov 4, 2007
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- Etrac, Coinstrike, F70, Explorer XS, Sovereign XS, Spectrum, IDX PRO.
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.
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newnan man
Silver Member
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- #98
Why don't witches have babies? Their husbands have hollow weenies!
watercolor
Silver Member
- Feb 3, 2007
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- V3i, MXT-All Pro and Equinox 800
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
If you're playing golf with someone who keeps asking for advice on what they're doing wrong, just say:
"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
fistfulladirt
Gold Member
- Feb 21, 2008
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- dirtfishing
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- Other
That works with a Prius and BMW.
