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newnan man

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Aug 8, 2005
5,090
15,604
Beautiful Florida
Primary Interest:
Relic Hunting
joe-biden-dementia-my-ass-ive-always-been-this-dumb.jpg
 

Fat

Bronze Member
Oct 22, 2020
2,191
6,887
Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
Detector(s) used
I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
Primary Interest:
Other
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?


so you’re the one.
 

DizzyDigger

Gold Member
Dec 9, 2012
5,787
11,447
Concrete, WA
Detector(s) used
Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
Here's an Dizzy original....

If wishes were fishes we'd all catch limits
 

PaleIO

Hero Member
Apr 1, 2020
848
1,981
New Mexico
Detector(s) used
Minelab X-Terra 705
Primary Interest:
Relic Hunting
What is the difference between a low-rider and a cactus? A cactus the prick is on the outside
 

PaleIO

Hero Member
Apr 1, 2020
848
1,981
New Mexico
Detector(s) used
Minelab X-Terra 705
Primary Interest:
Relic Hunting
What did Crockett say to Bowie? Who ordered concrete?
 

Richard Guy

VETERAN
Dec 19, 2019
661
1,299
Virginia
Detector(s) used
Whites Coinmaster
Bounty Hunter 202
Nokta Simplex +
Nokta Legend
Nokta PulseDive
Primary Interest:
Metal Detecting
I'm opening up a 'half-way' house for girls who won't go 'all the way'
 

Red-Coat

Gold Member
Dec 23, 2019
5,206
16,318
Surrey, UK
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected accordion to a recent survey.

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.

My neighbour died after overdosing on Viagra. His wife took it very hard.

My kids are accusing me of having a "favourite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.
 

michael NY

Full Member
Nov 4, 2007
232
957
USA
Detector(s) used
Etrac, Coinstrike, F70, Explorer XS, Sovereign XS, Spectrum, IDX PRO.
Primary Interest:
Metal Detecting
whats the dif between a hoover and a harley ...the position of the dirt bag.
 

watercolor

Silver Member
Feb 3, 2007
4,112
1,351
Arlington Heights, IL
Detector(s) used
V3i, MXT-All Pro and Equinox 800
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
If you're playing golf with someone who keeps asking for advice on what they're doing wrong, just say:

"You're standing too close to the ball after you hit it"
 

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