Something for all my Jarhead Buddies!

Terry Soloman

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a small bottle of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"
...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
....I love these touching stories !!!:laughing7::skullflag:
 

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DeepseekerADS

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Danged Terry = a good one :)
 

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Oooorah! It sounded like those Iraqi's opened a can. I'll bet they could have mostly likely told you what Something Sounds like once it hits the fan......that's right, Marinnnne! Lol Semper Fi.:usflag:
 

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Oooorah! It sounded like those Iraqi's opened a can. I'll bet they could have mostly likely told you what Something Sounds like once it hits the fan......that's right, Marinnnne! Lol Semper Fi.:usflag:

Well, don't forget us Army guys living in sh*t!
 

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That's a good one Terry. Thanks for sharing it with us.
 

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Any one here ever addressed Sh*t burning detail? Such a delightful aroma....
 

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No, nobody remember that? Nobody?

Well, ya got this hooked bar, and you pull that bottom of a 55 gallon drum out from under the seat. You pump in whatever kind of fuel you have, diesel, gas, whatever. Toss in a match and walk away for a bit.

Isn't it a fact that if you breath burning feces, you're in fact injecting feces?

Or more or less "Eating Sh*T?

This is a riot!
 

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