Had to Make a Choice

[Tubecity]

A man washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, " Why yes, - there is, - would you mind taking the dog for a walk ?"

 

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[urbss]

Good One!! I can almost see how a sheep could look better than Hillary - I really hate to admit.

That joke kind of reminded me of another joke I heard years ago, it went something like this:

Two guys and a girl were washed up onto a deserted island after a shipwreck. It wasn't all bad, it was sort of a tropical paradise. Great weather, fantastic beaches and plenty of fruit and even a fresh water stream.

Of course, humans are what they are and eventually all three of them eventually gave into the situation and their urges.

Well, after about a couple weeks of this, the woman started thinking about what she was doing with these two guys and killed herself.

Of course you can imagine the grief the two men must have felt from this, but they had to try carry on. Well, after 2 weeks, they are so disgusted with what they are doing that they decide to bury her.

Another two weeks goes by and .....


they are so disgusted with what they are doing that they decide to dig her back up again!!!!

It was something like that. I'm not very good at telling jokes.

 

[stefen]

Urbss,

I agree with you...