Youre boldly going where no man has gone before!

[DANGLANGLEY]

You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all.

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?'

 

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[Montana Jim]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

That last one is priceless...

 

[Goodyguy]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

I think it was the same doctor who after reaching into his shirt pocket and pulled out a thermometer exclaimed
" Some a$$ Hole has my pen!"

 

[shaun7]

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[mastereagle22]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

I told my doc to check and make sure my a$%^^$$ didn't start at my rear and go all the way through like my wife said it did.


Then the nurse told me after I woke up that while under that anesthesia I looked up at the monitor and exclaimed "See I told my wife I wasn't full of it"

 

[stefen]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

Hey Doc! Could you try your other finger, I want a second opinion.

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

Hey Doc! Could you try your other finger, I want a second opinion.

I wanted no preamble and told the doc when he started his speech to just pretend he was having sex with his wife and wake when it was over.
Guy had no sense of humor.

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

I think it was the same doctor who after reaching into his shirt pocket and pulled out a thermometer exclaimed
" Some a$$ Hole has my pen!"

That's a good one!

DANGLANGLEY

 

[DJ_Quinn]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

I like this exhange between a doctor and his patient who was getting a prostate exam:

Patient: "Why doctor, what a big ring you have!"

Doctor: "That's not my ring, that's my wristwatch."

 

[sniffer]

Re: You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

OUCH, be careful where you point that thing, it could put your eye out LOL