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Boudreaux and Osama decided to settle the war with one big dog fight. They agreed to spend five years breeding the best fighting dogs in the world. At the end of that time the owner of the winning dog would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler, Mohammed, found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find. From their litters, they selected the biggest strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to its death.
After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the most vicious dog the world had ever seen. The animal was kept in a cage with steel bars that were five inches thick and no one dared get near it.
When the day of the big fight came Boudreaux and his dog handler, Pierre, showed up with a nine foot long dog, the strangest looking thing anyone had ever seen! Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Boudreaux because they knew there was no way this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly came out wagging its tail before waddling over towards Osama's dog. The Doberman/ Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and charged the poor Dachshund. But just as Osama's dog got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite--leaving nothing at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "How could this have happened? We had our best people working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans, Rottweilers, and Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
"Dat's easy", said Boudreaux. "We 'ad our best plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dawg."
Osama and his dog handler, Mohammed, found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find. From their litters, they selected the biggest strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to its death.
After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the most vicious dog the world had ever seen. The animal was kept in a cage with steel bars that were five inches thick and no one dared get near it.
When the day of the big fight came Boudreaux and his dog handler, Pierre, showed up with a nine foot long dog, the strangest looking thing anyone had ever seen! Boudreaux said it was a Cajun Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Boudreaux because they knew there was no way this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.
When the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly came out wagging its tail before waddling over towards Osama's dog. The Doberman/ Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and charged the poor Dachshund. But just as Osama's dog got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite--leaving nothing at all of the snarling beast.
Osama came up to Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "How could this have happened? We had our best people working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans, Rottweilers, and Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"
"Dat's easy", said Boudreaux. "We 'ad our best plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dawg."
