Minstrel
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Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and
explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?"
"Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home
from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your
mom and I have lost that love."
"But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you
come home, so she must still be in love with you."
"I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited
when I arrive home from work?"
"Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor,
and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My
husband's home! My husband's home!"
explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
"Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.
"Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?"
"Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home
from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your
mom and I have lost that love."
"But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you
come home, so she must still be in love with you."
"I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited
when I arrive home from work?"
"Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor,
and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My
husband's home! My husband's home!"
