"So youve been out drinking again, have you?!"

[DANGLANGLEY]

"So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"

A drunk dude had been at a pub all night long. At last call, the drunk stood
up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to
the same result.

Dude figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air and sober him up. Once
outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the
four blocks to his house.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.

He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he
tried one more time to stand up.

This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into
bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out
drinking again, have you?!"

"No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent
expression.

"The pub called. you forgot your wheelchair again."

 

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[greydigger]

Re: "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"

Sweet!

I know some disabled folks and I give them sheet all the time. They like being treated like any other person.

Grey

 

[stefen]

Re: "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"