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  1. #1
    us
    Oct 2008
    Albuquerque, New Mexico
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    For all of us as we approach our "golden" years


    A lawyer and a retiree are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The
    lawyer is thinking that retirees are so dumb he could put one over on
    them easy...

    So the lawyer asks if the retiree would like to play a fun game. The retiree is tired and
    just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a
    few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask
    you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
    ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

    This catches the retiree's attention and to keep the lawyer
    quiet, agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question.
    'What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?' The retiree doesn't
    say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
    to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the retiree's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and
    comes down with four?'

    The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the air phone; he
    searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all
    the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching
    he finally gives up.

    He wakes up the retiree and hands him $500. The retiree pockets the $500
    goes right back to sleep.

    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
    He wakes the retiree up and asks, 'Well, so what
    goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

    The retiree reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to
    sleep.

    Don't mess with us retirees
    Golden Rule Enterprises, LLC
    The Bargin Warehouse
    Dennis M. O'Connor, CEO
    http://www.thebarginwarehouse.com

  2. #2
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
    4,580
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    Re: For all of us as we approach our "golden" years

    YEP
    Wolfpack forever

 

 

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