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    Oct 2008
    Albuquerque, New Mexico
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    Walking and Exercise


    1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables
    you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in
    a nursing home at $7000 per month.

    2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was
    60. Now he's 97 years old... and we haven't a clue
    where the hell he is.

    3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
    people who annoy me.

    4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I
    could hear heavy breathing again.

    5. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain
    figures out what I'm doing.

    6. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound... apparently you have to actually
    go there.

    7. Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my
    mouth out with chocolate.

    8. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
    covers them.

    9. The advantage of exercising every day is so when you
    die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

    10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
    with a small country.

    11. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just
    getting over the hill was enough.

    12. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a
    lot more information in our skulls. That's my story and
    I'm sticking to it.

    13. Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I
    look just fine.
    Golden Rule Enterprises, LLC
    The Bargin Warehouse
    Dennis M. O'Connor, CEO
    http://www.thebarginwarehouse.com

 

 

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