5 things you NEVER hear a woman say

[USTiger]

5 things you NEVER hear a woman say....
1: I think beer bellys are sexy...
2: I can burp the intire alphabet....
3: I am wrong. Your right again....
4: Yes your right. my mom does have a great ass...
5: Ok try to smell the one i just let rip.

 

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[SteveDodds]

1.Why don't you go down to the bar with your buddies?
2.That was a great fart, do another one.
3.Hey, pull my finger.
4.That diamond ring is just too big.
5.We don't need to ask for directions, I am sure you can find it.

 

[stefen]

There's been numerous times that I gave Cristina the evil eye and she will state: "This is me shutting my mouth now."

1. It all in the training
2. House broken
3. Fetches on command
4. Doesn't leave teeth marks on the newspaper
5. Weak punch
6. Shucks, here she comes....................