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Blondes Are The Best!!!
A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed
Listening to
the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've
had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde
finally comes back up to bed
And her
husband says "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"
The blonde says,
"I
put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat
for Humanity
House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into
her nail ,
Pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why
are you
Throwing
those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of
Them
have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those
nails aren't
Defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a
really bad
Hailstorm.. Her
car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so
he
Decided
to have some fun.... He told her to go home and blow into
the
Tail
pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
and started
Blowing
into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew
a little
Harder,
and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you
doing?' The first Blonde told her
how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail
pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
These
are just too cute not to pass on!!!!
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a
shiny silver
Thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and
took
It
to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It
keeps hot things hot,
And cold
things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's
amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she
Bought
the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he
asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot
and cold things
Cold,' she
replied..
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied......'Two popsicles and some
coffee.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST --
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the
matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My
mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't
you go home for the Day? Take the
day off to relax and rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it and
I have
the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A
couple of
Hours pass and
the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out From his office
and sees the blonde crying hysterically...
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be
okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a
horrible call from my
Sister.
Her mother died, too!'
Blondes Are The
Best!!!
A blonde and her
husband are lying in bed
Listening to
the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've
had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde
finally comes back up to bed
And her
husband says "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"
The blonde says,
"I
put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat
for Humanity
House.
Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into
her nail ,
Pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why
are you
Throwing
those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of
Them
have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those
nails aren't
Defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a
really bad
Hailstorm.. Her
car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a
repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so
he
Decided
to have some fun.... He told her to go home and blow into
the
Tail
pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
and started
Blowing
into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew
a little
Harder,
and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you
doing?' The first Blonde told her
how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the Tail
pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
These
are just too cute not to pass on!!!!
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a
shiny silver
Thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and
took
It
to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos..... It
keeps hot things hot,
And cold
things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's
amazing....I'm going to buy it!' So she
Bought
the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that,' he
asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot
and cold things
Cold,' she
replied..
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied......'Two popsicles and some
coffee.'
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST --
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the
matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My
mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't
you go home for the Day? Take the
day off to relax and rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep
my mind off it and
I have
the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A
couple of
Hours pass and
the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out From his office
and sees the blonde crying hysterically...
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be
okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a
horrible call from my
Sister.
Her mother died, too!'
Blondes Are The
Best!!!
