Mighty AP
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- Mar 7, 2006
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WHY SHE CHANGED HOTELS
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit
lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massage."
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tony Tender-a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing
in the picture. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt
quite certain I could bounce off his sixpence a well oiled bum .... you get
the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear
you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you .I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your
bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby.
Now how does that sound?
" He says, "Oh my God ... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need
to press 9 for an outside line."
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit
lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massage."
I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tony Tender-a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing
in the picture. He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt
quite certain I could bounce off his sixpence a well oiled bum .... you get
the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear
you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you .I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your
bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything baby.
Now how does that sound?
" He says, "Oh my God ... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need
to press 9 for an outside line."
