Three-legged Chickens

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A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along the side of the road. He was amazed to see that the chicken was keeping up with him.
Glancing at his speedometer, the man saw that he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, then to 75 mph, but the chicken stayed right beside him.
Then the man saw that the chicken had three legs. Even more curious, he followed the chicken down a side road and onto a farm. He got out of his car and looking around saw that all the chickens had three legs.
"What's up with these three-legged chickens?" he asked a farmer standing outside.
"Well," the farmer replied, "whenever we have chicken for dinner, everyone fights over the legs, but there are only two. I have bred a three-legged bird, It's going to make me a millionaire."
"How do they taste?" the man asked.
"I don't know," the farmer replied. "I haven't been able to catch one yet."
 

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