The Beep Goes On
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- Jan 11, 2006
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- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a Psychiatrist and a Proctologist,
opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to read, Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to Catatonics and High Colonics. No go.
Next, they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.
Thumbs down again.
Then came, Lost Minds and Behinds. Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt H*les.
Unacceptable again! Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts? No way.
Freaks and Cheeks? Still no go.
Loons and Moons? Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Two doctors, a Psychiatrist and a Proctologist,
opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to read, Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to Catatonics and High Colonics. No go.
Next, they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.
Thumbs down again.
Then came, Lost Minds and Behinds. Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt H*les.
Unacceptable again! Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts? No way.
Freaks and Cheeks? Still no go.
Loons and Moons? Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.
Everyone loved it.
