UncleVinnys
Bronze Member
A man got a hefty bonus for doing a good job at work.
He used all the money to buy himself a speedy little red sportscar.
When his wife found out she was furious that he spent it all on himself.
"Tomorrow, there better be something for ME sitting in the driveway,
and it had better go from zero to 200 in less than 5 seconds!"
Next morning, there was a package wrapped up sitting in the driveway.
She goes to open it, and inside is a bathroom scale.
The man was not heard from again.
He used all the money to buy himself a speedy little red sportscar.
When his wife found out she was furious that he spent it all on himself.
"Tomorrow, there better be something for ME sitting in the driveway,
and it had better go from zero to 200 in less than 5 seconds!"
Next morning, there was a package wrapped up sitting in the driveway.
She goes to open it, and inside is a bathroom scale.
The man was not heard from again.
