savant365
Silver Member
An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl
at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry,"
The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into
his pants.
He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and
begins to squirm. The man unzips his pants so the chicken
can stick its head out and watch the movie. Seated next to
him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified.
She elbows her friend and whispers, "Blanche, this man over
here has just unzipped his pants!"
Blanche whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've
seen one, you've seen them all."
Louise says, "I know, but this one's....Eating My Popcorn!"
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl
at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry,"
The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into
his pants.
He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and
begins to squirm. The man unzips his pants so the chicken
can stick its head out and watch the movie. Seated next to
him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified.
She elbows her friend and whispers, "Blanche, this man over
here has just unzipped his pants!"
Blanche whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've
seen one, you've seen them all."
Louise says, "I know, but this one's....Eating My Popcorn!"
